Basil Funkenstein

'I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.'

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@bonchieredstate I don't get it. I love The Mandalorian, but making it into a full movie just seems dumb. It's a series, let it *be* a series.

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@redsteeze "First prize is the lead story. Second prize is the Andy Rooney slot. Third prize is you're fired."

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@colorblindk1d It's easy to forget Elon and co. were blowing up rockets like crazy until one day they weren't. All part of the process.

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@greatestbkfacts I loved his work in Sicario.

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@ingelramdecoucy I'm guessing you're a Name of the Rose fan? (I need to watch that again, it's been forever)

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@woodypanama Why would you insult the Aztek like that?

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@scottlincicome @senatorshoshana

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@Bob_Janke @cowbellguy19 One of them self-destructed and neither of them sang their songs. The guys who actually performed the music never got credit. The music business in a nutshell, really.

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@BecomingCritter PLEASE MUTE YOUR MOTOROLA MICROTAC

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@Gnome4308 @lecternleader "I caught a plane today
To see if I still feel"
--probably not Trent Reznor

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@shipwreckedcrew Dementia Joe. Better the devil you know, after all.

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@hradzka

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@uberminch @Nerdrotics Been done.

https://t.co/j9VuxRGVD3

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@TheGreenOldDill If nothing else, it would be hilarious to watch how fast the Dems embrace the notion of voter fraud as a serious issue.

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@magills_ Love Bond, love Wong, but you can't just slap two good things together randomly and expect it to work.

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@BredsguardDalen That is one of the silliest things I've ever seen and I love it.

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@CaffMomREDACTED You know those people who deface works of art to make a stupid statement? I think some of them got to her.

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@nocontextmemes

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@CinemaShogun Old news. Simon and Garfunkel figured that out almost sixty years ago.

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@JonnyMicro A Dong Jabbar, if you will.