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[DwB @b_gathima]

Me: Nataka kuwa DJ

My Mum:

[KamtuKaMbao @kampupi]

Oneni huyu mwendawazimu

[DwB @b_gathima]

Next year they'll dust their ugly jackets and you'll start seeing that 'Alo Ulliam' nonsense

[Droid @droid254]

it didn't take long for Propesa to stop pretending

[DwB @b_gathima]

@GabrielBuule @Mwafreeka our clowns have zero patriotism

[DwB @b_gathima]

@UTDTrey @FabrizioRomano We had a chance to get this guy for free 3 years ago and we squandered it. Anyway better late than never.

[DwB @b_gathima]

@FabrizioRomano We had a chance to get this guy for free 3 years ago and we squandered it. Anyway better late than never.

[DwB @b_gathima]

We had a chance to get this guy for free 3 years ago and we squandered it. Anyway better late than never.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Youri Tielemans move from Aston Villa to Manchester United through £35m release clause in midfielder’s contract. #AVFC had no wish to sell + offered new deal but left with little choice due to mechanism & #MUFC set to proceed on transfer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/KbWwD1jxov

[DwB @b_gathima]

Funny how holy water and one of the top nasty players on the planet are on the same sentence. Pure opium.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: During the match between Argentina and Cape Verde, Cuti Romero asked for some Holy Water.

Lisandro Martinez brushed it on his legs; Cuti brushed it on his head as they prayed together on the sideline.

Later on in the match, Martinez scored a left-foot banger and Romero scored a header.

[World Cup 2026 @ofootball__]

Thank You VOZINHA 🫡

[DwB @b_gathima]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[DwB @b_gathima]

Kalvin Phillips 2.0. We'll be back here in less than 2 years.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for fee worth £116m.

#MCFC sources confirm agreement now done after talks at final stages as reported last week.

Anderson asked Forest today to go and leave the club. Medical in the US.

[DwB @b_gathima]

This is Emmanuel Tallam's handwriting. How did the clown manage to work in media as an editor with such punctuation?

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[DwB @b_gathima]

@raphousetv2 @Mwafreeka watu wa half-empty ndio hawa

[DwB @b_gathima]

@RTS1_Senegal Profet Habakkuk @Mwafreeka it was bound to happen

[DwB @b_gathima]

She had to set something aside for Ozempic

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

You the one who supplied mabati to statehouse?

[DwB @b_gathima]

@amenya_nelson She had to set something aside for Ozempic

[Droid @droid254]

First time I won't be voting ODM I don't know how to feel

[DwB @b_gathima]

@manukisiangani @bashirhalaiki @kisianganipod @RadioGenKe please warn Nzigestan folks

[DwB @b_gathima]

@CaptainKipkorir @Mwafreeka 4 days before the scandal, this guy's boss was looking for him on a Sunday. "President looking for a PS on a Sunday, not his CS". Side note- ona venye 1 million imekuwa disbursed very casually.

[DwB @b_gathima]

@Kenyans Politics is everything. Politics is sports. Politics is culture. Politics is life you POS.

[DwB @b_gathima]

Politics is everything. Politics is sports. Politics is culture. Politics is life you POS.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Please Kenyans, when I take Majembe and Mbavu Destroyer to State House, do not politicise it - Obinna

[DwB @b_gathima]

@Mitz_KE @Honeyfarsafi @Waziri_Mvurya @ElijahGMwangi @moyasa_ke Shameless MF has been in the Coast Region for a whole work week on some stupid grassroots party mobilization. I really hope the people who voted for anyone in that useless party do not make that mistake again.