brett

hi, hello, sup, welcome to the party | she/her

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s so easy to win a swim meet

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

forget the louvre i’m hanging this in my house

[Boomer Beamer @ImDerBatman]

Why are we just fucking lying?

[girl moth @MothMonma]

Certified pedophiles not taking this halftime show well

[Ash @AshPolitik]

It's always shocking to fake Christians when they meet real Christians.

[Candidly Tiff @tify330]

These arm gestures are not the same so stop playing in our face.

-Kamala raises her arm while talking
-He hits his chest and salutes 2x

[amber @ambercarny]

she did not stutter

[brett @b_goose7]

@ taylor swift for playing ivy tonight

[brett @b_goose7]

My sisters saw The Little Mermaid without me. I need two new big sisters ASAP.

[brett @b_goose7]

@alpalstweets plaster this on facebook PLEASE

[brett @b_goose7]

@bonjour_carson Is this who I think it’s about

[Mildly Interesting @interest_mild]

I work at a thrift store and found this vaccine card from 1956. Felt weirdly timely

[brett @b_goose7]

@alpalstweets I’m willing to bet my life that we did 🥲

[brett @b_goose7]

So why are we comparing the Holocaust to vaccine mandates now? Can someone explain why that’s a rational thing to do

[brett @b_goose7]

@JuicyJ__18 I did too buuuut good news! The photo circulating wasn’t real and all US Working dogs came home :) Any contract dogs left in Kabul belonged to the Kabul Small Animal Rescue!!

[brett @b_goose7]

I will never feel a greater satisfaction than being blocked by someone for letting them know that they shared false information

[brett @b_goose7]

@wderoe21 Ohhhh Wyatt. That “99+%” survival rate also has a total death toll of nearly 4.5M worldwide. Also, my uterus is mine - not the government’s or yours. You have no room in my uterus. Message me privately if you’d like some data on the vaccine & also abortion. Let’s chat!

[brett @b_goose7]

@sadgalifianakis @TheBasiaShow @_katebelt This!!!! We’ve BEEN studying coronaviruses. This is nothing new. They had a vaccine for SARS1 in the works but never had the funding to put it through trials. We’ve been doing research on this type of virus for 2 decades, yet it was “rushed” and there “isn’t enough” research.