Every full moon Hello Flesh brings your favorite werewolf his favorite, easy to prepare meat recipes! You’ll receive a box full of meat and recipe cards. This month try ‘Shredded Pork’, where you take a pig and shred it!
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Alaska Air announcement 2: “We’re late. Get the fuck on the plane as quick as possible. Because we’re late I’m gonna make you repack your shit if you brought too much shit. That will definitely not slow us down at all. Fuck you.”
@TokyoDilf You may be deciding between insulin and groceries while the CEOs decide between Paris or Barcelona, but at least that one trans girl in your state can’t play badminton anymore 👍
When you realize @GreystarApts charges you $15 a month for using the water heater that’s in your apartment that you already pay for the electric for.. fucking hell the nickle and diming never stops with these guys.
The security at @showboxpresents tonight was kind of ridiculous. I haven’t even had to take my belt off at the airport in a decade, and I’ve never had anyone ask me to take my collar off. WTF
The @UPS trucks having a loud, piercing beeper connected to their hazard lights makes them the most obnoxious vehicle to park in our apartment complex. 15-20 minutes of.. "BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP"
Admittedly proud of this from a rant to @keybank -
“Chances are good that once I’ve unraveled this mess I’ll go back to US Bank. They don’t treat me like a valued customer but at least they don’t treat me like a convict.”
@RamulusBaphomet The whole narcotic situation is maddening. For my broken arm during the two fucking weeks I waited for surgery they were like ‘we can prescribe you ibuprofen 800s’ and it’s like bitch, I can just take 4 Advil, give me a fucking break.