NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend

🤓Nerdy, 🕹Gamer, 🚀 Elite:Dangerous CMDR BTAGreywolf, 🌈 gay 👬, 🇨🇦 Canadian/American🇺🇲, furry 🐺, 😎 @[email protected]

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

Every full moon Hello Flesh brings your favorite werewolf his favorite, easy to prepare meat recipes! You’ll receive a box full of meat and recipe cards. This month try ‘Shredded Pork’, where you take a pig and shred it!
Use the code GRRRRRRRR to save 30% off your first 3 boxes!

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

Look, you can SEE the liberation! 😂

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

Alaska Air announcement 2: “We’re late. Get the fuck on the plane as quick as possible. Because we’re late I’m gonna make you repack your shit if you brought too much shit. That will definitely not slow us down at all. Fuck you.”

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

Alaska Air customer service in Florida is like ‘Here’s an announcement: fuck you, get on the plane. Don’t ask me for shit.’

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

@RamulusBaphomet I’d rather eat the strawbs myself. Mmmmm strawbs..

[Rev. Nenê PhD @NeneHilarious]

@TokyoDilf You may be deciding between insulin and groceries while the CEOs decide between Paris or Barcelona, but at least that one trans girl in your state can’t play badminton anymore 👍

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

When you realize @GreystarApts charges you $15 a month for using the water heater that’s in your apartment that you already pay for the electric for.. fucking hell the nickle and diming never stops with these guys.

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

‘Sorry we missed you’ of course you bloody missed me @UPS your driver stood on the porch literally two seconds!

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

Fifty dollars for a whisky and coke, @stgpresents? This drink better get me fucking blasted.

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

A confusing first for the new year - someone porch pirated our @getridwell bags.

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

@RamulusBaphomet We can be cellies!

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

Malort: I had worse in prison.™️

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

I’m gonna add this emoji to my mute list because whenever I see it it’s always followed by some dumbass shit.

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

@RamulusBaphomet I read the thread.. god damn Christians can be insufferable.

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

The security at @showboxpresents tonight was kind of ridiculous. I haven’t even had to take my belt off at the airport in a decade, and I’ve never had anyone ask me to take my collar off. WTF

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

And we wonder why people are pissed about healthcare.. thanks CVS.

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

Yeah, lead poisoning.

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

@FoxCouncil Lead poisoning.

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

The @UPS trucks having a loud, piercing beeper connected to their hazard lights makes them the most obnoxious vehicle to park in our apartment complex. 15-20 minutes of.. "BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP"

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

Admittedly proud of this from a rant to @keybank -
“Chances are good that once I’ve unraveled this mess I’ll go back to US Bank. They don’t treat me like a valued customer but at least they don’t treat me like a convict.”

[NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend @b_greywolf]

@RamulusBaphomet The whole narcotic situation is maddening. For my broken arm during the two fucking weeks I waited for surgery they were like ‘we can prescribe you ibuprofen 800s’ and it’s like bitch, I can just take 4 Advil, give me a fucking break.