Brittany

Just a comedy fan

[Brittany @b_hatsorter]

Me: Good Boy is supposed to be a pretty good movie, and its only PG-13 so it shouldn't be too rough for you

Steve, a dad: Not too "ruff" you say??

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I'm in my shawl, doing nothing at all

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I am late to to the game but if you guys haven't watched Servant yet holy shit are you missing out! @Servant @Rupertgri

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Has "get your shit together Brittany" ever been a phrase?

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I am very perturbed.

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I'm still 31 so I dont think I'm THAT old but like, my fiancé's 11 year old son asked to come over. Great! See you soon! No, it's a 7 minute walk (too far) and we had to pick him up. Like?? I used to ride my bike to friends' houses and hope they were home

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When it’s too hot to cuddle, my fiancé and I just touch feet under the covers. it’s such a small thing but it really just makes my day

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Do i need therapy?

*uncontrollably crying*

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Having a 15-year-old stepdaughter was the best thing I've ever done. The drama! 😂

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Imagine a large corporation being intimidated enough by a woman's resume to hire her on and then try to play mind games to break her down, proving she isn't enough...what a disappointment and yet a motivator

[Brittany @b_hatsorter]

Have you ever declared a landmark?
Camping as a 6-8yr old I remember declaring "Burnt Marshmallow Rock" for the marshmallows we all messed up. Thus we scraped them off onto the rock.
As the years went by, we would eventually get the same campsite and see how the tribute had grown

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I live in Seattle. My name is Brittany. I was just told at a drive-thru that she cannot pronounce my name but she flawlessly read back my order....???

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One of my favorite things is getting on a zoom call with my bf's 10 year old and watching him attempt some demon levels in geometry dash 🥰

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@timbutterly @dru_montana47 Awesome, I'm so excited!

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@timbutterly who are you coming with to @tacomacomedy this weekend? I'll be there, stoked to see the show!

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@LegionOfSkanks @timbutterly @gregstone_ @TheStandNYC @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez @ComicDaveSmith @gasdigital Yesss, @gregstone_ is so goofy and so much fun. Let's play with deal with it!

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So I watched Top Gun for the first time last night and I had no idea it was a chick flick

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@dominos how do I give props to my man Colin R at my local Domino's? He went above and beyond for my daughter-in-law and I!

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A coworker was complaining about first shift and our other coworker handed this to him. So fucking funny