britney

[britney @b_jarvis]

The chaos that is my “fyp” on TikTok is a perfect representation of where my life is right now 🫠

[britney @b_jarvis]

World’s greatest pep-talk for the first day of school 🥹💕

[britney @b_jarvis]

Also, I’ve been to an NBA and an NHL game this week. So basically, this is a sports account now. #SportsBall

[britney @b_jarvis]

dad out here trying to be a hand model #GoKnights

[britney @b_jarvis]

Me: “I love park city because everyone is hot.”
Also me : “ brunch was $300. Im never coming back.”

[britney @b_jarvis]

Thankful for tiny human love notes 💕

[britney @b_jarvis]

The problem with being the only Montana Griz fan in Utah is that I’m going to end up at a bar by myself watching football on Saturday 🤦����‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[britney @b_jarvis]

After 2 days in a tent I could NOT be more excited to just watch TikToks in my own bed tonight

[britney @b_jarvis]

Brunch after spin is all fun and games until you’re accidentally full-on-day-drinking on a Sunday 🤷🏼‍♀️

[britney @b_jarvis]

@DrewReligion Only way to eat them!

[Mave @MavenofHonor]

It sounds fancier if you call it une petite attaque d’anxiété

[britney @b_jarvis]

@DrewReligion Yesss! Thank god you get it!

[britney @b_jarvis]

I am 32 years old and all I want to do is go to Frightmares at Lagoon. 🎃😩 that’s normal, right?

[britney @b_jarvis]

Me: “honestly, I would be such an asshole if I was them.”
My entire family in unison: “you ARE an asshole.”
Ohhhhh ☠️

[britney @b_jarvis]

when a student from 4 years ago finds you after school to tell you that you’re “still the best teacher they ever had”🥺🥰

[britney @b_jarvis]

The End-Of-Summer-Sunday-Scaries just hit different 😬😞

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

get vaccinated
wear a mask
this shit ain’t that hard

[britney @b_jarvis]

@DrewReligion Ugh I MISS YOU!!!! ❤️

[britney @b_jarvis]

Honestly when people ask me why I’m single #SnackSoHard

[britney @b_jarvis]

@evenkeihl I know, wtf?! You’re in rose park now right?

[britney @b_jarvis]

My grandma has to leave notes like this all because of @evenkeihl