brandon

just me screaming into my own void

[brandon @b_jonesy]

I can’t believe I’m 4 weeks away from finishing paramedic school and starting internship. I’m astounded by how much I’ve had to do and get through to get to this point. It doesn’t feel real. My 20 year old self would be so damn proud.

[brandon @b_jonesy]

@mirrorfield @PhillyPulse215 @favoga_ I never comment on anything here on twitter, but dropping the Gamefaqs on here fucking sent me. My brother use to get the GameSharks for the PS2 and had to cheat the good ole analog way. Then the Gamefaqs came along and blew us both away, that motherfucker would print them out.

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Can anybody SPELL the sound this makes?? 😭😭

[Johnny barks @Johnny_Barks]

I’m voting Alex Smith for President because he was a great Commander and Chief.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

for jimmy Carters birthday he will be going on Hot Ones!

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Stevie Wonder when he's home alone:

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Sometimes you just gotta guy the fuck out

[mj @Noot4mvp]

Me at the restaurant seeing bases loaded nobody out

[brandon @b_jonesy]

I’m 29 and I’m JUST NOW getting into my Cure phase?!

[BrakeHard @BrakeHardBlog]

80 years ago PFC Dale Earnhardt stormed the beaches of Normandy in his famed #3 Chevy Monte Carlo

[brandon @b_jonesy]

College kids and old people are the worst people to walk into a restaurant

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

me listening to someone explain a board game’s instructions knowing full well I blanked out after 0.03 seconds and will just spend the entire game asking everyone how to play

[Satan @s8n]

OJ Simpson just arrived down here wtf

[Rob Nakamura🤙🏼 @JspecTheHost]

Dog finds Diddy by the end of March 💰 -130 via Draft Kings

[Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @PauliesOpinions]

"Yeah Ton', it's me. Ohtani pinned it on the translator, just like we tol' him to."

[brandon @b_jonesy]

Life is moving so fast right now and for the first time ever, I’m alright with it.