squadmom

[squadmom @b_krystin]

Hi my name is krystin and I like to smash things

[squadmom @b_krystin]

@BindiIrwin @Parker2Nicole Yo! me and this bitch having full on conversations though!

[squadmom @b_krystin]

I really appreciate when people know just the right time to fuck off. Those are good people.

[squadmom @b_krystin]

My soul was just revived by someone I just met. Very cool.

[squadmom @b_krystin]

You ever just wake up after an entire weekend like... What the fuck just happened

[squadmom @b_krystin]

@comiclokirights They still snitches tho

[squadmom @b_krystin]

When I slather on way too much tanning oil

[squadmom @b_krystin]

I once thought cotton balls were the same thing as mothballs. I’m sorry to those of you who thought my mom used to put mothballs in my mouth.

[squadmom @b_krystin]

@JazzieJaeT @prettyang3ll @Aliciana__ @ClownOtonashi Petite? Lmao Those features say 12! 🤣🤣

[squadmom @b_krystin]

@ahleuwu @sydney_shilling 😂😂😂 oop

[squadmom @b_krystin]

Last nights video was a HOT mess!
I lit my bar on fire guys...

[squadmom @b_krystin]

I walk through every crosswalk praying I get hit by a car. I got bills man!

[squadmom @b_krystin]

“I’m a genius with very flexible morality. You need me on your team”

Relatable

[squadmom @b_krystin]

I got this... 🍻

[squadmom @b_krystin]

I just want to put it out there that our population size is a problem and well... U DO NOT NEED A CHILD TO BE HAPPY.

& if you still feel like you do... HAVE ONE!

& if you still feel like you need another... ADOPT

If every couple only has 1 child. We cut our population IN HALF

[squadmom @b_krystin]

Isn’t it just a little weird that our bodies are just colonies of cells that have developed a symbiotic network to become self aware and will do almost anything to keep themselves alive

[mariana💚 @qmariana___]

He was like “record me” ... 😂

[squadmom @b_krystin]

Thinking about starting a YouTube channel to review booze and make feature cocktails 🍸

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house"

important lesson