Bárbara

[Noor Tarar @withnoorr]

I will absolutely take the longer route if the trees are prettier

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[agentP @dedphool]

i identify as a joke now. my pronouns are hee/hee.

[Daniel Migraña @danielmigrania]

Claro, es sabido en la naturaleza que uno de los principales depredadores de las arañas son los duendes verdes

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

May you heal so hard you do arts and crafts again.

[$ @jxtsummer]

half of your beauty comes from the way you speak and treat people.

[𝑫𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒐 🌿 @don_helecho]

Privilegiados aquellos que pueden escuchar grillos en las noches y aves por las mañanas.

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I'd read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you'd know you were my favorite.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[27. @dimvji]

i like those people you can be dumb af with and 5 minutes later you're having a deep conversation with them

[hunter @3gpmh]

i love when someone says “that's so you” feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[Flo @Flootoutcourt]

"c'est la nuit on va ouvrir les fenêtres pour faire rentrer la fraîcheur"

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[hana @may_equinox]

it's kinda funny when football players fall down and start rolling around but no one gaf so after like seven seconds of larping they just get up like nothing happened

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

You remind me of a bruise I got one time