The funniest part is @Lane_Kiffin said he was “gonna pray to the Lord for guidance”.
Jesus was like: “my son, fuck Ole Miss over and also try to blackmail them into letting you coach the playoff by threatening to take all your staff and players with you to LSU”.
Thanksgiving is a time to reflect and every time I do I am thankful for the experiences I’ve had and those I’ve met along the way. You all are a part of that. God bless each and every one of you and your families. Happy Thanksgiving.
Since the assassination of my father in 1968, candidates for president are provided Secret Service protection. But not me.
Typical turnaround time for pro forma protection requests from presidential candidates is 14-days. After 88-days of no response and after several follow-ups by our campaign, the Biden Administration just denied our request. Secretary Mayorkas: "I have determined that Secret Service protection for Robert F Kennedy Jr is not warranted at this time."
Our campaign's request included a 67-page report from the world's leading protection firm, detailing unique and well established security and safety risks aside from commonplace death threats.
FYI @raisingcanes and @ToddGraves screwed @LSUbaseball yesterday with the Rocco’s shots. Our fan base would’ve broken the shots record on their own, he swoops in and tries to steal the thunder for his brand. Baseball doesn’t like bad karma moves like that. #CWS2023