Bryan Martin

Don’t take it personally. I’m having a good time.

[Bryan Martin @b_mart22]

@allenanalysis At this point, who cares? That was the first thought a lot of people had, but why are we still dwelling on it? There are more important things in life to worry about. Like why Oreo is flooding me with emails about their newest flavor. I only need one.

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@theDGFanatic Agree.

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@DGDumpsterFire @Elbows_12 I don’t know if you’ll be alone. I’d pick The Gangs All Here, but that’s because it was my intro to them.

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@BTCSTLDG @BossNateDoss1 Yeah I was about to bring up Conrad. It’s like the sport grew and neither of them grew with it.

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@JSlaughterEsq That is a weird trait. I’ll heckle any American I hear saying it.

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@RonFilipkowski This implies that Marge can read.

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@RoryTyer I got one the other day that was a joke. Like they’d taken the time to make jokes and post it on Indeed. Got another whose work experience was “sous chef at home”.

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@TIMBARRYRVA I’m glad you gave it a shot. Didn’t even know who you were. Saw a dude with an acoustic on a show flyer for El Corazon in Seattle around 2010 or so and liked the vibe. Went to the show and was blown away. Been a huge fan ever since.

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@MW_DiscGolf They’ll get donated to Goodwill. So they’ll be used as plates.

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@hwinkler4real So he used AI for a school project. Pretty sure that’s frowned on.

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@MtStHelensWA The people asking why this person didn’t post it on their own account need to understand that whoever writes these is afraid to admit to the public that they’re thinking about teenage genitals.

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@SEATTLESUBMISS Didn’t the same thing happen on I-5 a few years back?

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@disc_ran Where do I sign up?

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@AnotherRound_DG KC Pro ftw. Roc3 for the “wish it was a Buzzz”.

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@Brodiesmith21 @danielgallion Just hearing you yell, “Time!!!” at Gannon at the top of your lungs would be infinitely watchable.

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@Cardzilla_ Happens to the best of us. You throw an extra shot or two on a hole. Then you lose track and suddenly you’ve thrown 56 discs. And your cart.

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@Brodiesmith21 Is there a certain hole you have in mind? Because unless the backstop is a hill, then whatever is forming it can also be used to scare people away from overthrowing the hole.

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@JamesTate121 I do. We’ve proven for quite a while now that this is who we are. Sad? Of course. But surprising? Hardly.

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@DGDumpsterFire @thekushjedi Has*

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@Brodiesmith21 So… If the disc flies past the basket and lands behind, say, a hedge… Then the hedge isn’t behind the basket anymore. Now it’s an obstacle. As it should be.