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Five years later, trying twitter for something other than corporate customer service complaints.

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My new hobby is going to be adding Oxford commas to Wikipedia articles.

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@climaxximus @adamgreattweet Yes, but:

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@HatfieldAnne @MelvinofYork I think the only people who know this are those of us with outlier heads.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Don’t deny the hurt you feel because you don’t want to be labeled as hopeless.

It is humane to mourn inhumanity.

And to be jolted by injustice.

Your life is resonating, #BreonnaTaylor.

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@CallMe_Dimps @Under1kContest 🥰

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25 days until closing

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She contributed to a lot of evil and a lot of good.

"Women belong in all places where decisions are being made. It shouldn't be that women are the exception." #RGB

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Searching my photo reel for "sandwich" because I can't remember where I got that amazing breakfast sandwich a few years ago.

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When I see someone try to make a woman feel self-conscious for wearing makeup I get just as bummed out as when I see a woman wear makeup because someone tried to make her feel self-conscious about natural.

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The hardest part about exercising right now is knowing there is a mouse in our apartment.

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"I am a/an ____."

What's your answer, in one word?

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Finally getting the mascne under control 🙏

[Bou bou design @boubou_design]

#art

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I'd like to understand why dish soap doesn't have a pump.

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I also want to address this power move professional men have of touching/shifting their belt buckles. We're not interested in these attempts to draw the eye. Please stop. If you weren't aware of how it comes across: please stop.

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At the end of a season, I usually take stock of the clothes I didn't wear and assess whether it's time to exit them from my closet. At the end of summer 2020, that's 95% of my wardrobe. I guess we'll skip that, this year.

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Forgot what I was gonna say

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Dispensing the hand sanitizer results in more additional germs than the sanitizer could ever cleanse.

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@poutinesmoothie @UnFitz Sorry. *struggleD*

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@poutinesmoothie @UnFitz Next question: alone in a hotel room? I struggle with this one.

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@erichwithach I used to do this constantly, back when I officed in person.