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Husband, father, sworn defender of the Constitution.

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@ElonMuskBenz Wow!

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump I see a Presidential Freedom Award coming soon.

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@YereVan_Nuys @MikeH04 @charliekirk11 You quoted the Declaration of Independence. It’s a founding document but not the actual base of our government.

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Celebrity marriages #OtherThingsTooBigToFail

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@RyanAFournier Even with a heads up from the FBI, there’s still going to be a stash he forgot he was holding.

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#IfSantaWereAWoman double check the assembly job Christmas morning.

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#IfSantaWereAWoman men would have her sit her sit on their laps .

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#IfSantaWereAWoman every little things you did all year would be taken into account.

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#NewJobsForTheTwitterBird selling “supplements “ at the gym while posing as a trainer .

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#MyBestManlyAdvice wear your beard with confidence as you do all things.

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#MyBestManlyAdvice don’t “use your words” to respond to stupid shit people say. Use an uncomfortable stare .

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#ShouldBeSoldTogether timeshares and laugh tracks

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#WhatsItGonnaTakeFor me to lose 5lbs?

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#WhatsItGonnaTakeFor a Kardashian to stay married ?

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#WhatsItGonnaTakeFor to understand that no matter how close you ride my bumper , I’m not speeding up.

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#GiftsDadDoesntWant another pet to love unconditionally.

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@MancaveAF Add Omaha steaks to that. Those frozen dog chew toys are the worst.

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#HotSongsAndBands Red Hot Chili Peppers

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#WhenIBecomeAnAnimal I’ll either be a cat that poops on your bed out of spite….or Amber Heard.

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#IncludeDroneSampleNimble There is no need to listen to people drone on about rising food prices. I just nimbly and repeatedly go to each sample station at Costco until I fill up.