Brandon Mowery

I might as well take a minute to talk about the perks, You can't compete with a guy like me and thats just how it works.

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

My biggest flex is running a gas powered generator for days because the power is out.

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

@AEPOhio AEP- cuts off power with no warning
Also AEP- pRePaRe FoR tHe OuTAgE tO cOnTiNuE
Cool thanks bro.

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

@Cartel you guys get hacked bro?

[Boston Police Hockey @BPDhockey]

🚨HAT GIVEAWAY🚨 How to win: Retweet & Follow us! ITS THAT EASY! Will choose a winner tomorrow at 5pm !

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

#tweet

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

I seen a 4 point forest boy frolick through my yard today RIGHT before rush hour...

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

@Lipsmackers80 @bwallac2 Big B! That's what it was. Had a guy come out and do it as part of our home warranty so I didn't mess it up

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

TD garden: you absolutely cannot play WWE music in a building that sells alcohol and also happens to have 20,000 people from Massachusetts in it and not expect fist fights and bloodshed. Hope everyone made it out ok. Series is long from over.

[Everything Hockey @EHClothing]

🚨GIVEAWAY TIME🚨

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[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever got pucks in deep

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

@Lipsmackers80 You should have woke me I would have let you played pokemans

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

Just having a #rediscover dance party of one on my roof.. #notabigdeal

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

You: meat smoker
Me and intellectual: Meat Vape.
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SUPER BIG THANKS TO MY WIFE (BORAT VOICE) @Lipsmackers80 for the early Christmas present adding some technology to my #manmeat… https://t.co/keDJcCHKdN

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

#bradybunch
#hisnameisbrady
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#doggo #dogsofinstagram #dogsgottaeat #iflmydog #instadog #goodboye #rescue #rescueboy https://t.co/IZ3ewfEym1

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

Gotcha. @ Gahanna, Ohio https://t.co/kVsrW9b17y

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Doctors must hate Phil Kessel. They can't figure out how he skates with that frame. It's like being at a red light in your Lamborghini. Light turns green and the Ford Focus next to you just fuckin smokes you in a race. It's Phil, he's with your girl. He laughs right in your face.

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

@Save_The_Crew @Lipsmackers80

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

@Ask_Spectrum how long will I not have internet in Columbus Ohio?

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

Same https://t.co/GbD5dzT8AH

[jmowery_ @Lipsmackers80]

Sunday napping.. #IVF has me me so sleepy..

[Brandon Mowery @b_mowery]

The best way to let birds know the feeder is refilled is with a #tweet right?