Brett Murphy

The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.

[Mark Furner MP @MarkFurnerMP]

Great Queensland strawberries hit the road! Let us know wherever you spot this beauty...post pics with #eatqld and don’t forget to say where you saw it! #strawsome

[Queensland Police @QldPolice]

#ALERT BRISBANE AIRPORT UPDATE; Specialist police have taken a man into custody. Police are currently conducting clearance searches of the International Terminal. No reported injuries to any members of the public or police. PSPA -emergency declaration remains in place. #alert

[Annastacia Palaszczuk @a_palaszczuk]

Hi @TimNichollsMP Will you take One Nation preferences? Asking for a friend @karlstefanovic @TheTodayShow

[Sarah Elks @sarahelks]

Major slip of the tongue for @TimNichollsMP on @sunriseon7: “The best thing to do is to support your local LNP, One N- ahh LNP candidate” #qldvotes

[Felicity Caldwell @fel_caldwell]

LNP leader Tim Nicholls does not want to answer question of whether he will accept support from One Nation. He says he'll deal with what the voters deliver #qldvotes #qldforum

[Brett Murphy @b_murph1]

Hey @7ElevenAus if a baby is born on 7/11 does it get free slurpies for life? #askingforafriend

[Brett Murphy @b_murph1]

Lordy... https://t.co/lIe1jbvaHX

[Brett Murphy @b_murph1]

Hey @TigerairAU your call centre was refreshingly helpful and straight forward, enquiry was sorted in 5 mins, well played...

[Brett Murphy @b_murph1]

Today, we remember the many men and women who have served, and who continue to serve, our country.

Lest We Forget...

[Brett Murphy @b_murph1]

Me to @kate_simps: how much did that dress cost? Answer: it was 20% off, next question....

[Queensland Police @QldPolice]

ALL SCHOOLS FROM AGNES WATER TO NSW BORDER TO CLOSE TODAY & OUT WEST TO NANANGO. #bigwet #alert

[Brett Murphy @b_murph1]

Take care NQ and stay safe... #cyclonedebbie #tcdebbie

[Brett Murphy @b_murph1]

Get it done WA true believers... #wavotes

[Brett Murphy @b_murph1]

#BNE

[Chris O'Brien @COBrienBrisCan]

Service. @ShaneDoherty9 @tegangeorge @PatrickCondren

[Jane Bardon @JaneBardon1]

NT Labor's first Cabinet (part of it) #ntvotes

[Charles Croucher @ccroucher9]

That winning (and losing) feeling...
#ntpol

[Bill Shorten @billshortenvcuc]

I've just spoken to Michael Gunner to congratulate him on an extraordinary result. He will serve NT well. #ntvotes #ntpol

[Jackie Trad @jackietrad]

If you're out & about in this #bigwet remember, if it's flooded, forget it!

[Brett Murphy @b_murph1]

Tony Abbott stopped the boats but he could not stop the votes... #libspill