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sarcastic • Scorpio ♏️ OSU Grad // #gopackgo #ripcity #gobeavs

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@RealSkipBayless remember when you thought Brandon Weeden would be the star of the Browns lol

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 24 Nov 2009 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 24 Nov 2009 (via @twi_age).

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The Gonzaga win lol wtf

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@Valiuz Yeah I was lucky to order one when Sony restocked a week ago

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Finally procured myself a ps5 and I’m just gonna beat Red Dead again 😂 pathetic

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I love being on hold over almost an hr half with my health insurance company. **Kaiser Permanente*** might never visit you again. I WON THIS HEALTH INSURANCE, BY A LOT!

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 24 Nov 2009 (via @twi_age).

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Pittman’s Lambeau leap but with a side of COVID 😷

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I just turned another year older 😑

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Matt Nagy the offensive mastermind ✨

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I’ve watched this about 100 times already. It’s the “HE’S STEALING IIIIIT” part that gets me lmfao

[Brody Logan @BrodyLogan]

Let's check in on Nevada

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@KevinT503 They don’t understand much so it’s no surprise

[Evan Saacks @evansaacks]

Here is what the Electoral College map would look like if Trump only won in states that have blown a 25 point lead in the Super Bowl.

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My dog pissing in the river, as you do

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When passengers have their nasty feet propped up on the dash 🤮

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@barryhains @Dame_Lillard @patbev21 Omg 😂

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You could tell me this Clippers team was the Blazers and I would believe you. Except they have Kawhi Leonard ?? #absolutelyshocking #cursed

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@LetMicahDown Oh yeah just haven’t really been outside in several days but that’s just how 2020 has been I guess. Hope you’ve been good (as good as possible)

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So what was that about Aaron Rodgers imminent demise? I can’t hear you anymore

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@RealSkipBayless Your tweets are even worse than I remember