📚Miss Brandi📚

books. wine. food. fangirl. youth services bi(li)brarian. opinions are my own and not that of my employer. she/her

[Dr. Maya C. Popa @MayaCPopa]

THIS...by Kazuo Ishiguro:

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

I’m pretty sure I’m being one million percent manipulated but poor Xander. Not only because she’s adorable but it seems clear she doesn’t want to be there #TheUltimatumQueerLove

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

First of all I know that this is reality TV but after you’ve been in a relationship for YEARS it’s hard af to actually try to date someone else. Like. HARD. #TheUltimatumQueerLove

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

This is not me sitting here feeling the urge to live tweet watching The Ultimatum. Jk it is. #TheUltimatumQueerLove

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

A party bus but it just picks you up after a long week and goes coffee shop, bookstore, bakery, bookstore, park, bookstore, ice cream shop, bookstore, cocktail bar, bookstore on a loop until you feel better

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

@DanGemeinhart @CeliaKrampien !!!!! I am so excited for this!!

[OTTER Award @OTTERAward]

We are thrilled to announce our 2023-2024 list of nominees:
@WLA_School @WCCPBA @wlasasquatch

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

Are You Afraid of the Dark “the tale of the captured souls” is one of the original warnings against B&Bs. Totes would be against AirBnBs but they didn’t exist yet. #ayaotd #Nickelodeon #90skids

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

@ClaireDeMilia @SUEtheTrex Same—and now I teach kids how to make these!

[Jarrett Lerner @Jarrett_Lerner]

I have an extra class set of Nat the Cat Takes a Nap that needs a new home.

Teachers and librarians: to win these books, RT/like this tweet and follow me. I’ll pick a winner next week!

*I will never DM you to ask for personal info related to my giveaways. Beware of scammers!*

[Joanna Fang @FangsOutJoanna]

WOMEN 👏🏼 DON’T 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 FLOWERS 👏🏼 WE 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 CRAB 👏🏼 RANGOON 👏🏼

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If he:

-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass

He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

@RamseyHootman @Tuphlos This is me! I even hate trying to read the books for the after school book clubs I run!

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Forget the groundhog, we use a 14,400’ active stratovolcano to predict the weather.

Mountain out? Good weather.
Mountain not out? Bad weather.
Mountain actively erupting? Lahar weather.

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

the former gifted kid urge to process all success, no matter how large, as “meets expectations” and all failure, no matter how inconsequential, as “letting everyone down”

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

@michaelscat2

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

@nathaliejacoby1

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

@baileymeyers Emeritus. I still have to pause before saying it. And someone else already said it, but colonel!

[📚Miss Brandi📚 @b_randi12]

@ItsMissJulia You don’t need to send me a list—thank you though. I’m just curious what all fits into your life changes collection.