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[brannon @b_rannon]

For anyone that doesn’t already know, I started an Instagram page for my food photography. Come check it out @Umamishots on IG.

[brannon @b_rannon]

Imagine being lost at sea, finally find another boat, and it turns out to just be another dude lost at sea

[brannon @b_rannon]

@MasonVersluis A chipotle burrito 🌯

[brannon @b_rannon]

@ChipotleTweets :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

[brannon @b_rannon]

“So like yesterday… and then this… and you’ll never guess what happened next!” 😂

[brannon @b_rannon]

Can someone please invent a quiet vacuum already 🙏🏼

[brannon @b_rannon]

Smash Mouth was right. The years really don’t stop coming

[brannon @b_rannon]

@kylecottony Bro was this word “watch” !?!?!?!?

I had a similar pattern the other night!

[brannon @b_rannon]

The name Karen will probably go extinct for a generation or two

[brannon @b_rannon]

@FTX_Official FTX 🙌🏼

[brannon @b_rannon]

@kylecottony @ValorLeaks @arcticsoldier_1 @jennameao @notmilty @kylecottony

[brannon @b_rannon]

This booster is vicious

[brannon @b_rannon]

@kylecottony I’m flying in tonight. See you in the morning.

[brannon @b_rannon]

@NRGgg @Purple @aceu @LuluLuvely @TTrebb @notmilty @CoreyInTH1

[brannon @b_rannon]

@shel_be_happy Please ✋🏼, I’m getting emotional 😔😩

[brannon @b_rannon]

Been thinking it’s time for a lifestyle change soon. Might switch it up real big, maybe change my text alert sound or something #WhoDis 🥸

[brannon @b_rannon]

Does anybody else hold back when brushing their teeth in front of someone for the first time?

[brannon @b_rannon]

I just sacrificed a yawn so my phone could unlock, now I just feel left with disappointment inside... #wrongsideofthebed

[brannon @b_rannon]

What happened to the free pillows and blankets on flights? What am I paying this much for?

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

Who the fuck does this. Just a few weeks after her husband passed away, a woman received this letter from a neighbor in their retirement community, Leisure World Seal Beach.

[brannon @b_rannon]

Oh god, I’m that one friend...