Brett Allyn Cain

A meal without wine is called breakfast.

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@loveislandusa 😒😒😒

[Coach Beans @CoachBeansTTU]

VIOLENT ACT AFTER VIOLENT ACT AFTER VIOLENT ACT

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

When you head to West Texas, saddle up...

Narrated by @brentmusburger

#WreckEm | @reliantenergy

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@ESPNFANSUPPORT Haha bitch I will call. But I’m done and over this. I pay SO much money to make you happen for games and I literally get ZERO. You don’t need my money but it’s time we rise up as football fans.

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@espn as a consumer, I am about to flip my fucking chair. Why cannot I watch the @TexasTechFB game. I live in Amarillo. SO WITHOUT paying I should be able to find this game

I am ready for someone to reinvent cable. Watching a sport should not be this hard

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Whoever came up with "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" probably didn't even realize they came up with one of the most immortal bars of all time

[Coyote Raider 🌵 @CoyoteRaider]

I mean how could you ever want to live in such an ugly place

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@roflgatorOW I’ve never felt more alive since “old Greg” whatever is this, I don’t want to understand…”I’m in agony” - Marcus, will life one

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@roflgatorOW You don’t understand what Jimbo James has done. But we’re here to listen.

[shout out all my dawgs at the crib @tornadopuppy]

shout out to my dawgs at the crib

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@delzellc @zerochills Ew. The way you keep calling it a four wheeler 🤣🤢🤮

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Me every Arbor Day

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@western_grunge I actually can’t rest with how wrong and misinformed this list is

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@western_grunge Sir this is all wrong. Have you heard No Shade of Green? I don’t think you have

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@whatabeezy28 @western_grunge How can you put stomping grounds at #6. It’s #1 or #2… this is grounds for a divorce

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@robn_rodgers @jarrodmorrisJM Bro this is stretch here and the parallels don’t add up.

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@TerryFranconia @cheetah Hey, why don’t you just shut up

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

My Christmas wish is for @jarrodmorrisJM to make a cover of Rain King by counting crows. Thanks.

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

@jarrodmorrisJM LOVE THEM ALL! But # 6,7,8,9 are 👩‍🍳😘

[Brett Allyn Cain @b_rettcain]

FBJ let us all down. My feelings are hurt and I don’t know what to do with such a promising season #bb25