Bethany

Interests include: sleeping in, wishing I were more fit, ending irl convos in song form, Oxford commas, & red wine. ^not my dog

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@heidi_naps

[Bethany @b_sap04]

The day @heidi_naps stole the heart of @sceverett1. Ah memories!

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@heidi_naps @ALEXF0RREST Yeah, yeah I would.

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@J_Hinz4Prez Also posting videos of herself walking through patient care areas on social media. SMH

[Bethany @b_sap04]

Um okay I’m fine with that

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@J_Hinz4Prez Ask for his insta first?

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@heidi_naps Imagine if we really normalized skipping and we all skipped through the halls of the hospital tho

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@heidi_naps Never heard of a surgeon named God but I’m sure they’d be willing to administer the vaccine for her!

[Bethany @b_sap04]

My BIL just tried to claim that Mariah Carey “does not have the range” of Christina Aguilera and after proving he is factually incorrect I still cannot fathom why anyone would try making such a blasphemous statement.

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@heidi_naps @leckybang Okay but if you type “jazz hands” the same emojii is proffered to replace the whole phrase! Also works for “hug” so yeah awkward

[Bethany @b_sap04]

S/O to the stranger at Costco who helped my husband load those 180# shelves into our car. Hero of my back. Hero of our marriage.

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@heidi_naps I had to lead two online classes simultaneously, one for school and other for Girl Scouts. Stressful! Also ordered a Diet Coke from the Dairy Queen drive thru in parking garage and it cost $11.17!

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@heidi_naps Which one are you? Which one am I?

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Today is 4.3.21 why isn’t this trending

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@heidi_naps On behalf of all case managers doing discharge planning and having our petuties handed to us on length of stay, THANK YOU!!!

[Bethany @b_sap04]

I am officially Californian. I went for a walk in 52F and felt the need to wear a down jacket, scarf, winter hat and gloves.

[Bethany @b_sap04]

@heidi_naps You have finally found your calling in life! Art for the children.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine.

@VUMChealth

[Bethany @b_sap04]

Seems pretty bad if you just performed halftime at the Super Bowl biggest show of your life and all you got trending on Twitter was Bruno Mars 😬