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@MichelleWhitzel @ChrisDJackson Where were you today, sweetie?

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@MurseWordsworth Caught it this week, think I picked it up when I had to take my dad to the ER. Not a single person in the entire dept was masked... Just praying that dad stays out of danger. My mask is back on.

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@InternetH0F Party lines

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@jennie0501 @LoriNashTN1 @GaryPetersonUSA Ya think???

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@donkkaltschmidt @SenatorTester Don, stick to peddling cars and making crappy commercials

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@BarackObama Awesome list, Mr. President. But if yout haven't checked out Lawrence, I recommend giving them a listen

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@Bakerfour @itsJeffTiedrich So articulate! Bye sweetie...

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@dalsault @gunsnrosesgirl3 Perverted and transphobic response, David. That certainly earned a Block from me!

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@joncoopertweets @nytimes Wait, I'm spending $4 a month on an NYT subscription for this type of reporting???

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@DebraDa13308871 @RepMaxineWaters @blueinreddot Please, define "merit" for me...

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@JudgeDredd67 @hueyesquire @JoJoFromJerz He just did, sweetie. It unfortunately went over your head

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@hankgreen The men in my life say "YES!"

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@RussOnPolitics @JoJoFromJerz Joe Who?

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@SusieKline @Janschiller16 Similar thing happened to my young adult son - it was a vestibular migraine. Don't be embarrassed, you did the right thing! Take care of yourself, migraines are no joke.

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@theliamnissan Seriously, at your age you didn't know what googling "smegma" was going to lead to??? Oh sweetie...

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@OrbysNet @CalltoActivism Maybe it's just the guns and the extended magazines

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@Dave_Blackest @RadicalOldWoman @CalltoActivism I'm assuming that's the size of your dick?

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@MoonLightFairy @ask_aubry Oh bless your soul, honey. Are you the one who slaps children, or are you the one who gets slapped??? Either way, please get some help soon.

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@santiagomayer_ Bless her soul! What did she have for lunch that day???

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@joncoopertweets Just like my in laws, less than 60. My MIL was a great great grandma at 80