Brandon Johnson

[Disney Dreamlight Valley @DisneyDLV]

Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure!

Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

"That food was intoxicating! I feel like a zombie that just ate human brains for the first time!"
- My wife, Alexis

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

"I wouldn't say it's nasty. It's shit, it's natural. Some people poop in a bag."
- Alexis Johnson

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

Watching the walking dead with my now wife, Alexis.
Eastman just got bit by a walker and had Morgan pinned.
Alexis: "Like dude you just got bit by a walker. Go home."

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

"Red is a color... It's not a whore."
-Lexi

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

"I think it's just a brand of tea. They have black tea, green tea, oblong."
- Alexis Alderman

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

You would eat, if you'd eat.
- Alexis Alderman

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset!

Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

@kanyewest
Find out the real enemy holds all the money...
https://t.co/6D0yxZpthg

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dear Twitter Advertisers

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

What's the point of mayonnaise?

Alexis: it's just a condiment! Something to wet your whistle.

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

"if you don't blink, you don't have eyeballs"
-Alexis Alderman

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

First NFT purchase for my portfolio with @NFLALLDAY, rocky process with their beta but they were quick to respond and correct it. Looking forward to future improvements and purchases!!!

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

@club721official @TastyBonesNFT @AngeliAndrew @cruzanrumpapi @xnoelisax @YoungMartianHTX @gio_tro

[Club721 @club721official]

Bone! @TastyBonesNFT is here with @club721official to give away a couple of whitelists.

- Follow
@TastyBonesNFT
@club721official

- Retweet + tag a friend under this post
(each tag = 1 Entry)

Ends in 12hrs. Dm.

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Read this please. Then share. oklahoma is a day away from executing a man. The evidence that this man is innocent is overwhelming. So much so that the state parole board recommended to the governor that he not be executed. with 1 day left of his life, the governor hasn’t acted

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

@joerogan finishing #1543 of your podcast, I get everyone is tripping off spiked wine and beer creating christianity, but then WHO IS JESUS? Because reading the Bible, they spent 3 years with this man but who is he that they want to call Him God incarnate?

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

@LouisFarrakhan why did your teacher kill Malcolm?

[Brandon Johnson @b_t_johnson_20]

Some of you, don't know who Mr solo dolo is and it shows...

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

DaBaby didn’t even FLINCH 💀💀😭😭
https://t.co/4LWobZLJYD