Brett Vanderbrook

Actor. Wine geek. Homebrewer. Old millennial: tells you to get off his lawn, but via text.

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Lou Dobbs: “we should go to Philly & surround them & create a demanding presence.”

Philly “we once destroyed a friendly robot traveling cross country, we boo our own sports teams even when they’re winning, & our most beloved mascot looks like a meth addicted Muppet. Try us.”

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@joerogan Look at… what? Hamas saying the same thing they’ve been saying for over a year now?

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@MightyRedWolf @stickermule This account has to be parody. It just has to be.

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@stickermule No one is inviting you to a Mexican party.

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@ThatOneMate55 @PicturesFoIder If she’s smart she’s investing a lot right now and in 10 years she’s making money off of her money.

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@brentalfloss Brooklyn and yes.

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@NYCTSubway There’s no one available at that number at this time of night. You are just stealing from us! Just give me a refund!!!

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@MTA how do I get a refund? I swiped in at Smith & 9th in Brooklyn only to be told by workers that there were no trains at that station and there should have been tape preventing people from entering, but there wasn’t even a sign and now I’ve wasted $3 at a station with no train.

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@NYCTSubway No one stopped me from entering this station. Stop trying to justify it and just refund me my money!!!!!

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@NYCTSubway There are no station agents at this time of night and they know it, so they’re just stealing your $3.

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@NYCTSubway This is the response you get now from the agency that’s supposed to be in charge of the MTA when they make a mistake and you have to pay for it.

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@b_vanderbrook You'd have to get a courtesy pass from a station agent to cover the trip, Brett. ^TF

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@NYCTSubway I’m not going all the way back to Jay St! You didn’t have any signs or any tape! Just refund me my $3! I had to catch a cab home!

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@NYCTSubway I’m talking about Brooklyn bound trains. I wasn’t going to Manhattan. Nothing was taped off as I was alll the way down to the platform before anyone told me there were no trains.

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Tobias: “While I certainly am grateful for the work, I must say I’m a little disappointed to learn my character has no lines. I’m not sure if you knew this, but I did train with THE Carl Weathers!”

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Narrator: “Tobias arrived in Glasgow expecting to walk into a faithful recreation of Wonka’s factory. Instead he found himself in an abandoned warehouse where a tired actor in a bad Oompa Loompa costume was handing out single jelly beans and 1/4 glass of lemonade to bored kids.”

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“While Tobias assumed he’d be taking on the role of Willy Wonka, he was handed a black robe and silver mask and told he’d instead be playing a character called ‘the Unknown.’ Tobias couldn’t seem to remember this character from any Wonka movie he had seen.”

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@JimNorton She is right. Men would definitely pay for that. 😂

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@debrat2k “AI is going to take our jobs!!” What AI is making:

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@BillsChatPod Jacksonville?

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@WUSTL This your guy?