ghost boob

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my new roommate’s seinfeld impression makes me want to switch lanes on the highway without checking my blind spot

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i packed hope and cheese
only one crossed the border
not the one i chose

(tsa took my cottage cheese)

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this year i really just wanna crash out at someone but in a foreign language

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i like the word “skedaddle”

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ngl really bothers me that the past tense of welcome isn’t welcame

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u was my shawdy i thought

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me when someone in the stall next to me starts shittin fr

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in every office building there exists a tranquil, removed toilet

it’s out there, u just gotta look…

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@ahbeaudry @LayerZero_Core hot take ngl

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also i’m usually that guy

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we all have that one friend who will look you dead in the eye at 4am and say “dude let’s rally the night is young”

and you know what the guy has a point

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if i get five or more emoji reactions on my groupchat messages, it’s a good day and no one can tell me otherwise

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ngl thought vibe coding was a gay thing until a couple days ago

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@PostMalone who hurt you 😭

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here fixed it for you

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getting picked up at the airport when you get to wherever you’re going is BDE

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“they know me and jack daniels got a history”

bro stfu all you and jack daniels have is a two week streak on snapchat

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yeah id 100% switch up for a check

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are you seriously trying to tell me that enrique iglesias is straight?

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me: sure i talk to myself sometimes

also me: yeah you’re also a bitch

me: ugh yeah can’t argue w that

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Breaking: Iranian supreme leader assures public he was “wearing socks the whole time.”