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he/him || 25 || I just chat shit

[- @ba151c]

Seeing ur old dog start to slow down and them actively in pain from arthritis is heart breaking, I just want him to stay my baby forever:((

[- @ba151c]

Haps baps dude

[- @ba151c]

This is genuinely the longest Ive ever gone without even a situationship. I just ain't interested in letting people in, they either leave or die and I cba w that

[- @ba151c]

I'm over it until them random days where sadness is heavy and you're all I want

[- @ba151c]

Didn't think I'd ever get to a point where I hardly use twitter, I used to rely on it so much to post my every waking thought bc God forbid my thoughts stayed trapped in my mind🤣 tbh tho since it became X I hate it 🤣 feed always be dead

[- @ba151c]

I think he needs stronger prescription of that's really when he chose to apply the break

[Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV]

Crossing on a green light while on the phone is crazy

[penny centipede @AlolanEggs]

Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungover

Guy who does: rlly 👀? Over

[Creole_Pisces🫶🏼 ♓️ @creole_pisces22]

I am MFKN cryyyying!!
😭😭😭😭

[- @ba151c]

This year has been so strange, I'm good, I'm just not content. Forever feeling like smth is missing

[- @ba151c]

It's just so lovely that my dog could be really comfortable and half asleep but when he realises I'm having a shit he gets up and sits with me 🥺🤣

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Behold the beautiful Mandarin Ducks

[- @ba151c]

Wasn't at creamfields but genuinely have never camped in such strong gusts, was woken at 6.20am by my tent slapping me in the face as it basically folded in on itself, beauty of a tent survived tho with no snaps

[JK 🐏🐎 @JK_dcfc]

Chaos at creamfields this morning as the storm hits 🤣tents snapped, girls screaming, and a rogue dinosaur on the loose. This was taken at 6:20 btw

[- @ba151c]

U know how we all have about 15 soul mates that travel with us throughout the life times?? Well on my next one I'd like to be one of their dogs bc I don't wanna human👍

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Grow up Matthew x

[- @ba151c]

You must only speak to a very small amount of people then bc most people I know don't go to self scan for efficency but more for lack of human interaction

[Jon Gaunt @jongaunt]

Self checkouts need to be scrapped. Nobody wants them and they’re impersonal and not much quicker. Good to see @Morrisons realising this. I’ve never met anyone who prefers them and I’ve worked in supermarket. What’s your view?

[- @ba151c]

It's 10:30am and I'm sat thinking about the fact that one day mine and my friends' dogs will die and our walks will never be the same again. Hold on while I ball my eyes out nd tell my dog how loved he is

[- @ba151c]

Once nd I'm imunocomprimised

[🇺🇸 Larry 🇺🇸 @LarryJones]

For those of you who haven't been vaccinated, I'm curious to know how many times you've gotten sick with Covid.

[- @ba151c]

@theoClewis Straight prison

[- @ba151c]

I'm confused

[🇵🇪✊🏽 Isabella Scarlett 🏳️‍⚧️♿️ @IsabellaScar2]

Lesbians can be attracted to men
Lesbians can kiss men
Lesbians can have sex with men
Lesbians can date men
Lesbians can date multiple men
Lesbians can have sex with multiple men
Lesbians can cuddle men
Lesbians can do whatever they want to do with men (consensually)

[- @ba151c]

Honestly cooking mama taught me they're called sunny side up 😋