hannah j

*knock knock*

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ummmm...what do we do now???

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

Trader Joe’s cashier asked me “Have you texted your ex today?” I pause, startled, heart stops. Then I realized she said “Have you checked your eggs today?”

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@danfsteeple you win!!!!

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

PLEASE SLOW DOWN

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

Can someone please get married? I want to go to a wedding, I want to cry, and I want to dance.

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

Great bit here

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

a man accepted my LinkedIn request. chivalry is NOT dead.

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i'm gonna need a man to make me a spotify playlist STAT!

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

@vavertheraver oh you betcha!

- Signed President of the 2016-2017 Hempfield High School National Honor Society

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

Dwayne “The Gronk” Johnson

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why did my landlord give me my lease renewal reminder in scroll form

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

“I’m a Boomer………and PROUD of it!”

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

u know a crush is brewing when u start sending him podcast recs

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

@bimjamboo you wanna move to Gainesville SO bad

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

good morning texts 🥰

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

referring to my parents as my friends from home

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

making pasta while listening to norah jones

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

I stole one of these bears from my kindergarten classroom and I think about it to this day

[M🍫 @_Fwmaddy]

Nostalgia

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

@HughJassUrMom it is Wednesday morning

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

antarcticle

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Just went to REI and did *not* fall in love. I demand a refund!!!

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thoughts? @NoahKahan