Ben

2004 Cubscouts Pinewood Derby 1st Place Champion

[Ben @baaaberg]

We don’t listen to old music, we listen to memories

[Ben @baaaberg]

Tryna age like wine

[Ben @baaaberg]

The ratio between things I said I was going to do today and things I actually did today is a little upsetting

[Ben @baaaberg]

My life goal is to be a reverend at a wedding

[Ben @baaaberg]

All I wanna do is listen to tech and play hockey

[Ben @baaaberg]

It’s sickening to think about dropping my kids off at school to get that call they aren’t coming home. This can’t happen anymore

[Ben @baaaberg]

Why do we only see each other at weddings and funerals

[Ben @baaaberg]

There’s no bigger responsibility than when a girl hands you her drink and says “dont let anyone drug me”

[Ben @baaaberg]

Stupid, so dummy

[Ben @baaaberg]

@JumpingBeann

[Ben @baaaberg]

Stop blaming luck
Stop blaming other people
Stop pointing to outside influences
Stop blaming your childhood

[Ben @baaaberg]

Kids said goodbye to each other this morning and both left crying so yeah, things are cool cool cool over here

[Ben @baaaberg]

Me “I love my kids and would do ANYTHING for them”
*my kids cause a minor inconvenience*
Me “fuck them kids”

[Ben @baaaberg]

What’s up with all these posts about ‘Don’t kiss the babies’?? Since when did kissing other people’s babies become a thing? Or were mine not cute enough for you sons a bitches

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Took a nice picture with my boy yesterday for hockey. What you don’t see behind that picture, is that he just got done crying his eyes out because all his friends had both parents to take pictures with and he didn’t. Ain’t an easy life over here

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Happy birthday to the cube ❤️

[VGF @VGFGamers]

GameCube is 20 years old today!

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I should probably go to church one of these days

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I’m not gonna post anything dumb tonight just know that I’m drunk and that things are OK

[Ben @baaaberg]

Horoscopes are bullshit until you read your horoscope