Sarahhhhh

[pretty girl, likes to snack,, nott too much

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

@mumblemumbble I went 5 years ago, is that okay?

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

YAHTZEE™ IS MY SHAKEWEIGHT™

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

Any chance you get to say “Break a leg!” to someone, just do it

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

YAHTZEE™ IS MY SHAKEWEIGHT™

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump says he hasn’t had one call complaining about the Dakota Access Pipeline. He must have T-Mobile.

[Bang Bang Bart @sad4evaeva]

Trump will be on trial for child rape in December
Pence advocates for electro shock therapy on gays
This is who you voted for

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

Who's typing these subtitles? #debate #reallywrong #reallyreallywrong #donaldtrump #HillaryClinton #cbsn #unbelievablybadsubtitles

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

I'm good at what I do

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

Ppl should buy me a drink for being a wing man

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

@janeMOOrrison the only thing is I would've liked a taste of the vagina bourbon #differentstages

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

When you walk past a hooters blaring nickleback and you can't go on living because those two things exist and they exist together

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

Where is joe rogan now?

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

#thetruthwillsetyoufree

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

A concert I'm willing to pee myself for #thao&thegetdownstaydown

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

Chumps will be chumps #chumps

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

"Milk the wave for all its worth." ???

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

I really shouldn't have to give a reason why I'm not currently fucking you

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

Woke up this morning with 2 left shoes and a bag full of lies

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

Pull-outs or Pull-Ups®

[Sarahhhhh @baaadsheep]

My dad friend requested me on yelp.