Jourdan➳

When people ask how I am, I always say “I’m tired” and that’s my entire life.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

If this isn’t love, I don’t know what is❤️

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

I’m a firm believer in the burnt toast theory, but when I hit every red light in this damn town I want to set something on fire.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

It baffles me when parents say they aren’t sure they could hurt people for their children. I would watch worlds burn for my dogs. Dead serious.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

Fan art for my favorite books has me by the neck I swear.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

I leave for my bachelorette party tomorrow. Where the heck has the time gone?!

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

I marry my bestfriend in 62 days. How fucking wild.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

So I’m gonna be married in just 4 months….I’m shook😅

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

I can’t afford to live, much less laugh and love in this economy. It’s some bullshit.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

I don’t need therapy. I need to spend hours in a Barnes and Noble and leave with an ungodly amount of books. Probably therapy too…

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

My dream job would be to read books then talk about them to someone who is actually interested about my thoughts about it. What a life that would be.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

I know I was made to be blonde, but my ego can’t take it. I’m too powerful like this.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

One thing about me, is I’m always ready to put on a Harry Potter movie marathon.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

Josh told me I was being too loud because the people in COD could hear me. I proceeded to yell “he’s over here”. Enjoy the gulag.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

We always look back and can’t believe we found you, alone and scared in a pound. You were fighting for your life, and somehow you gave me mine. Happy 7th Birthday to my little man from Australia. You are such a blessing❤️

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

@BTrujillo23

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

I just got the most intense urge to get bangs….oh no.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

One thing about me is I’m a whore for soup season.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

I just tried to order a Rumpiez shot. Time to go home, someone come get your girl.

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

Whoever I was in my past life, I thank her everyday for bringing me to this one❤️

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

Am I the only person who refuses to read books with characters named after people I know? It ruins the book for me. How am I supposed to create these characters in my head?

[Jourdan➳ @baabyjourdan]

How in the world do we have a birthday party for my Squink today? I still can’t believe he’s 1😭