Brandon Assuncao

[Brandon Assuncao @baand1]

Happy Friday! https://t.co/kM3ZWY51je

[Brandon Assuncao @baand1]

@JJWatt I think it is time to move your charity softball game to Minute Maid field. The ticket website crashed so we can't get tickets. 😞😢

[Brandon Assuncao @baand1]

Date night with my hot wife! #randyrogersband #texascountry #outkickedmycoverage @ House of Blues Houston http://t.co/oWb3zrrVZ1

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Good times at Table 3! #Amyandrewhb2014 #table3 http://t.co/CXCxtVsYLo

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Good times at the Irishman! #irishman #amyandrewhb2014 http://t.co/5R58hFgMVI

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Russell Westbrook only has one speed: Breakneck.

[Brandon Assuncao @baand1]

@peoliver that hole ate my lunch a couple years ago. Had me rethinking golf as fun hobby.

[Brandon Assuncao @baand1]

No A/C at work today = bikram project management

[Brandon Assuncao @baand1]

Less than a week til severe liver damage and bad decisions in #NOLA with @kbdebord @showtime25 @coachJAshley @Builtforthis #originalhangover

[Adam Benson @Builtforthis]

@baand1 less than a week before I need rehab, detox, or bail money. sorry, I spelled tip wrong. who is bringing brake pads?

[Brandon Assuncao @baand1]

The NBA slam dunk contest has lost it's entertainment value. There needs to be some rule changes regarding amount of attempts. #NBAslamdunk

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Valentine's Day... Le Sigh http://t.co/yRoB4vVl

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To all my friends and followers, take minute and follow @HornsIllus for all the latest Longhorn Illustrated news, info, and special offers!

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Sandlot is on! Yea yea, gotta go to bed... #sandlot

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Flat tire at the end of the day? Where's Tim Tebow when I need him?

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Another great comedian lost, RIP Patrice O'Neal. #RIPPatrice

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Sad I've only got 3 more episodes of the wire to watch, great show... #thewire

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OCD-ish Habits From Living Alone http://bit.ly/fwoE3L

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Social Karma or Just Bad Luck? http://bit.ly/an96HS

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A Blog for Jay http://bit.ly/9bYGsL