BATman, The Special Adviser.

An optimistic Nigerian, Arsenal Fan, Estate Agent, Political Prophet, Ekiti LGA, Kwara, North Central.
A Legal, Criminological & Security Psychologist (MSc/UI).

[BATman, The Special Adviser. @baaziolaa]

@ATsobaza @feranmicubano @FelixNonny @MBuhari When people talk abt dollars' exchange rate to our Naira, I always feel like laughing.
Engineer, please check the progression of the naira to a dollar from the early 80's when 50 kobo would get you a dollar to May, 2015 that Buhari took over when a dollar was going for #225 below

[TallJohn🌍 @JohnFanimokun]

"When Peter Obi was interviewed, i would have expected a proper journalist to ask him to provide evidence of the attempt to destroy his businesses so that we can interrogate that. I would have expected the interviewer to ask him to provide evidence that they even after his life, because he said he may not be alive. But the interviewer was simply saying, 'Wow, like somebody was starstruck." — Babajide Kolade-Otitoju

[High Chief Lawrence Igbins Okoro @HighChiefOkoro]

Obidients are currently calling for the head of Isaac Fayose over the comments he made in this video.

Issac Fayose rightly thanked President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Minister of Defense, Dave Umahi and Nyesom Wike for their outstanding performances towards a greater Nigeria.

To the Obidients, you dare not say anything good about Nigeria. You’re tagged a sell out and betrayal the moment you do.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

Tonight, our nation has reason to give thanks.

The children and teachers abducted by Ansaru terrorists in Oyo State have been rescued by our security forces, alive and unharmed. No ransom was paid. No concession was made.

I salute every officer and operative whose courage, discipline, and professionalism made this possible.

To those who seek to spread fear through terror, know that the Nigerian state will pursue you relentlessly. We will protect our people, defend our communities, and never relent until peace and security prevail across our country.

BOLA AHMED TINUBU
President & Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces
Federal Republic of Nigeria

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

"Kenneth Okonkwo said as my spokesperson he has so many hidden things that if he is provoked or sued, he will bring out and that's the only thing I'm suing him for - to bring those things out..."

Peter Obi clarifies why he is now suing Kenneth Okonkwo. https://t.co/79vaaQosZs

[FEMI @O_Muhammad_O]

Quick notice from the footage. 1. Mr Obi still has his police escort intact despite a presidential order withdrawing police men from all VIP’s which means the government is still providing him protection. 2. No other normal car was parked unattended as he claimed.

[Festus Keyamo, SAN, CON, FCIArb (UK) @fkeyamo]

PETER OBI MUST APOLOGISE TO AIRPORT STAFF AND PAY THE FINE FOR WRONG PARKING

As the Minister of Aviation, I felt a moral duty to investigate and authenticate the claim made by opposition candidate, Mr. Peter Obi, a few days ago that the tyres of his car were ‘unjustly’ clamped at the airport, suggesting a ‘persecution agenda’ against him by the Federal Government. Politics aside, every Nigerian is entitled to fair treatment under the law.

I therefore instituted an internal inquiry over the issue.

Luckily enough, the entire Abuja airport is covered by CCTV cameras, real-time, 24/7. But apparently, this fact was unknown to Mr. Peter Obi. Otherwise, perhaps he would have been more circumspect before rushing to the media to cry ‘persecution’.

From the recordings, these are the facts:

1. On Saturday, July 4th, 2026, Mr. Obi arrived at the domestic wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja at exactly 20:28 pm, driven by a Policeman. He alighted with two other occupants and went into the terminal building.

2. The Police driver then parked the vehicle, almost blocking the entrance and came out himself and went into the terminal building too. The airport rule is that, apart from the fact that it is a drop-off zone, a driver must remain behind the wheels of the vehicle for it to be tolerated for some time within that zone. Still the vehicle tyres were not clamped.

3. The Policeman came back to the vehicle at about 20:32pm and collected something from the vehicle and went back into the building again, leaving the vehicle unattended to.

4. At this point, the dutiful airport security staff came over and clamped the tyres of the car. In doing this, contrary to the claims by Peter Obi, nobody was inside the car and so nobody knew whether it was his car (not that it should matter, anyway).

5. When the Policeman returned again and discovered the tyres were clamped, he was directed to an office and upon getting there, he called Mr. Peter Obi on his phone and gave the phone to the manager. Mr. Peter Obi then introduced himself and spoke with the manager, peddled his ‘influence’ and requested for the release of the vehicle. His vehicle was then released without him paying the necessary fine.

6. It is important to note that the time the vehicle was parked unattended to in that prohibited zone was about 30 minutes, which constitutes a security risk at an airport by global best practices.

What has emerged from this is a clear case of an opposition candidate trying to whip up unnecessary sentiments for a wrong he committed with his driver. The excuse which Mr. Peter Obi gave that there were other offenders too on that day (which is completely false) cannot be an excuse for an individual aspiring to be President of Nigeria. He must live above board.

This is a matter that was not even mentioned at all by the airport authorities and had been put to rest. But ever determined to milk any situation to score cheap political points, Mr. Peter Obi decided to go on air to render a false narrative.

Therefore, he must also face the consequences of his actions. (I have attached the CCTV footages to this statement for the public to clearly see what transpired.)

In the circumstances, consistent with the principle of equality before the law, as Minister of Aviation, I make the following demands on Mr. Peter Obi:

1. That he tenders an unreserved, public apology to those hardworking, ordinary Nigerian workers at the airport, just doing their jobs dutifully and whom he sought to blackmail as his ‘persecutors’.

2. That Mr. Peter Obi voluntarily goes back to the airport and pay the appropriate fine of N25,000 for wrongful parking at the airport for which he used ‘influence peddling’ to bully his way out on that day. He cannot be bigger than the law.

If these demands are not met within one week, I will be giving the necessary directives to the Federal Airport Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) to take the next steps against him.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"President Tinubu came prepared, and the results are obvious. What is happening in this country, we have never experienced it before. He has transformed Nigeria, and we are happy to be associated with this government."

— Ooni of Ife

[Nigerian Affairs Journal @NigAffairs]

BREAKING: President Tinubu submits his INEC nomination form to the APC NWC and unveils Vice President Kashim Shettima as his running mate for the 2027 presidential election.

Tinubu made the announcement through Ibrahim Masari, his Special Adviser on Political Affairs, who also submitted Shettima's nomination form during a brief event attended by APC leaders at the Continental Hotel in Abuja.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Sleep paralysis isn't demonic. It didn't stop because you called on Jesus. You were able to call on Jesus because it has stopped. Even if you call Michael Jackson or Odumodu, it will stop.

Extra: Wet dreams are also not demonic.

Thank you

[Woye @woye1]

Former Akwa Ibom gov endorses Tinubu, says reforms yielding results https://t.co/fto5lJgGqj na so from PDP

[TallJohn🌍 @JohnFanimokun]

“I believe the Honorable Minister of works, Engr. David Umahi truly enjoys this job as a passion and would rather be in the sun with his hard hat, engaging contractors and holding them accountable, rather than being behind his desk. I believe in a few years, Nigeria may perhaps not only multiply the number of habitable roads, it may have the most broad network on the continent." — Alh. Aliko Dangote, President/CEO Dangote Group.

[Daddy D.O🇳🇬 @DOlusegun]

“Nigeria should not be classified as a highly indebted country as it has a better debt profile than many of its neighbors and other countries across the world.”

World Bank Country Director Mathew Verghis weighs in on Nigeria’s debt profile

[Obong Colin NOT Collins @ColinUdoh]

Kudos to the Belgian federation on making a strong statement about this suspended suspension for Balogun.
The FIFA World Cup tournament rules state that the suspension for a red card is AUTOMATIC suspension. That's all it should be. No ifs or buts.
FIFA have messed up big time, starting with waiving Ronaldo's ban. Now this.
Poch should show some self respect, and sit Balogun out for this game.
I love Balogun to bits, but I hope he speaks to his coach and federation and declines to play, too.

[Dr Penking™ @drpenking]

When the referee is distracted, Messi adjusts the ball to the perfect angle to increase his chances of scoring. A smart footballer 😂

[Daddy D.O🇳🇬 @DOlusegun]

"Yes, there is often tension between the government and the press, but that is the nature of democracy. The government must act, the media must watch. The government must explain, the media must question and bark when necessary. It is this healthy tension that strengthens our republic.

"As the President, I have often found myself both praised and sometimes criticized and in the same newspaper in different days. One day, I read in the headline: "Tinubu Scores Big As Nigeria Economy Expands." The very next day, the same newspaper on another page, I encountered another headline: "Nigeria's Economy Falters As Tinubu Loses Grip."

"I didn't know Segun Adeniyi would be here tonight. His last back page on security, I read everything. I still have a copy on my desk. Very rich outline. Thank you very much for keeping us very well. I read it all.

"One person that is not here that I read recently on the back page of the Guardian was Lanre Babalola. He was talking on Shiroro Dam. No electricity, you are alternating generators and all of that. We will be there. You can't blow hot and cold within 24 hours.

"However, you can be rest assured that our economy is doing well. We are out of the dark tunnel of uncertainty...I have learned to respect the scrutiny and questions, even as I ask the media to always do its own work. You must do your homework."

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

make that eight in a row

[Chief Suo @OfficialSuo]

So Warri Pikin reached out & said “Sis, I don tire to tell people I’m not the one running the World Cup pidgin commentary,let’s make sure folks know that it’s you.” We did.

A few hours later,a deal, 2 gigs & over 12k followers gained on all my platforms.

@drealwarripikin 🥹🫶🏽🌺

[MySportDab Lad @mysportdabng]

@FabrizioRomano What a pass from Lissandro Martinez to Lionel Messi 🥶

[Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @Hipsy_afya]

The nerve, do you have proof?? What about teaching your daughter to take accountability and not to steal!!

[Osas @osazenoo]

“Nigeria will no longer invest its own money in a national carrier. It is a waste of money. We will rather back and promote our flag bearers”

- Festus Keyamo, Aviation Minister