Bruno

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:Why? Because I can.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:Come home soon - my tummy is open for scratching.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:Uh oh! It's getting late and I haven't finished scattering my toys all over the room for you to trip over when you get home.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:I <3 my human!

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:If liver wore shoes, I'd be the happiest dog in the world.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:I chase parked cars, you use wrinkle cream. I think that makes us even.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:One man's trash is another dog's treasure.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:You're my best friend, but my chew toy and I have become very close.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:My "puppy-dog eyes" seem to have no effect on the pantry door.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:I think if you kept those delicious-looking muffins as close to the edge of the counter as possible, they would stay much fresher.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:I <3 Animal Planet.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:Why? Because I can.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Bruno:In typical fashion, the cat down the street is registered as an Independent. They can't ever commit to anything.

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

whats up

[Bruno @baba_bruno]

Puppy Tweets rules! Finally I can express my thoughts and feelings to the world! One question: does it matter if I get slobber on it?