UB40🇵🇸

IF YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL YOU HAVE TO SUSTAIN IT-UMARU BABA💔
DIPLOMAT
UMBABAs✊
RIP Ya Ameenah♡♥

[UB40🇵🇸 @baba_maryam]

My father married off his 20th of 21 daughters today! He is my hero😘 May Allah continue to protect Bappah❤

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Men are stupid I agree but a woman in love?! A complete idiot I tell you.

[` @schiz04renic]

y’all remember when babies stayed with closed eyes for a day or three after being born? what happened to that? lol

[𝐉𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍 @great_j0rdan]

Wallaheel azeem alot of men will enter hell fire not because they didn’t pray or give charity, but because of how they treated their wives.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Repeated generosity becomes an obligation.

Paid landlord rent once, he's been expecting it ever since. The heart of man bruh.

[ATL Huncho🇬🇭🇺🇸 @hunchochoppah]

Them: Why did you stop buying stuff online?

The last time I did 😂😂

[UB40🇵🇸 @baba_maryam]

"Gaskiya Maryam ta zama mayyar kudi walh" 😭😭😭😂😂😂
"Da ba haka take ba" 🤯😂
Subhanallahi!

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

Before whatsapp had statuses, we used to put people on our Profile Pictures on their birthdays 😭😂

[Dakta BZ 🐺 @Lonnewulff]

“I am Muhammad's daughter—Dangote doesn't even hold a candle to the man who raised me.”

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 10 day anniversary to all those celebrating

[zara🇵🇸 @xara_dandauchi]

Someone called Gimba “Educated rarara”😭

[The Duchess of Kanta @DuchessofKanta]

@dj_kere Absolutely....25 years of marriage trivialised like nothing, and then of course their lovely sport: turning women against each other. The one that had the male triplets is it not money she will use to train them? Instead her blessing is used as a leverage to diminish TOWoman

[The Duchess of Kanta @DuchessofKanta]

The kind of gist that makes a certain arewa man so happy... I really understand when a certain author said Muslim men hate their wives because I know the kind of glee with which this story would be shared.

In the end of the day, inheritance can only be a temporary platform

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 7 day anniversary to all those celebrating

[Starra Khan ⭐️🌙 @StarraLune]

Telling people againnn and this applies to young skinny people!!! Not just overweight people, brown people, or if you have PCOS. You need to leave around 3 hours between snacking, your insulin cannot keep up if you keep spiking your sugar again and again. Coupla squats after meals or a brisk 10 min walk reduces the spike when you do eat whenever you can. Even just calf raises. Having protein with sugar reduces spikes. You shouldn’t be having 188228 pumps of syrup in your drinks daily and having it between meals. We weren’t built for this!

[Hasinaa @Hasina_lemamu]

Wani ko rai kake siyar wa bazai siya a wurin ka ba.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Y’all remember when Instagram actually had an end? You’d see “You’re all caught up” and just close the app.

[Engr. Dijetou @HadizaHdeen]

My mum kinda ate when she named my sister Sultana because she gave birth to her in the car on Sultan Road 🤣

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

The difference between Ronaldo fans and Messi fans. Very accurate😂😂

[kaeto @kaaetoo]

Banter aside this is getting out of hand. You can dislike the guy but it doesn’t make sense to start lying about his stats.

Messi also led in most penalties missed

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 3 day anniversary to all those celebrating