joanna binney

chase your dreams
--Robot Unicorn Attack

[joanna binney @babar_22]

Sometimes i think we are all that raccoon and life is the cotton candy

[joanna binney @babar_22]

“What is the components of a good breakfast burrito?” <<closes eyes>> ”NO wait a minute let me think”
— The person I married, 2/4/23

[joanna binney @babar_22]

Today's million dollar idea: vapes for dogs (tm)

[joanna binney @babar_22]

‘Gasolina’ but instead it’s ‘Mayonesa’ 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎧

[joanna binney @babar_22]

My superpower is i can read minds, but only their thoughts about pudding.

[joanna binney @babar_22]

I just had THE BEST most creative idea for my ninth grade english project

[joanna binney @babar_22]

Thanks @Bodegacats_ for facilitating my debut as a photographer ❤️❤️ (and everyone go visit the model at @CabriniWines )

[joanna binney @babar_22]

today i ran away from a man carrying his chihuahua in a tote bag and yelling that masks are no longer required in citarella. We were not in citarella. #uppereastside

[joanna binney @babar_22]

@Bodegacats_ I THOUGHT I recognized that exceptional bodega cat

[joanna binney @babar_22]

Sometimes I really think 5 mambos is not enough.

[joanna binney @babar_22]

cats are the opposite of roombas #happythanksgiving

[joanna binney @babar_22]

@annunciateur but girls LOVE swarms of things

[joanna binney @babar_22]

Even after all these months to acclimate, there is no feeling of acute despair quite like waiting alone in a zoom meeting room

[joanna binney @babar_22]

why is ice cream giving me the most trustworthy synopsis of the recent erosion of our democracy?
maybe because it is scary and makes me want to... eat ice cream about it. #selfcare

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Yesterday was not a protest—it was a riot to uphold white supremacy.
(1/8)

[joanna binney @babar_22]

Why did today’s act of insurrection at the #USCapitolBuilding look so odd? The stark contrast to the largely unprecedented poor attendance at the 2016 inauguration. Just want to remind us all of the largely unprecedented poor attendance at the 2016 inauguration.

[joanna binney @babar_22]

search your favorite movie in gifs and choose one that sums up 2020 for you....

[joanna binney @babar_22]

<3nyc

[joanna binney @babar_22]

Postponing-our-wedding-due-to-COVID silver lining: Mike and I will now be registering exclusively at Four Seasons Total Landscaping and also staying there for our honeymoon.
Thanks @therealfstl1992 for this small piece of joy.
#fourseasonstotallandscaping

[joanna binney @babar_22]

I will say it again: @Bodegacats_ is the most important Twitter account in this country.