mrs tooty butt

i love going the speed limit, crying, eating in bed, avoiding grid lock, checking my pulse

[mrs tooty butt @babbbzz]

me, pierogi

[mrs tooty butt @babbbzz]

i am witnessing too much lil bitch behavior

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i bring a sort of beth march vibe to brat summer

[culture @notgwendalupe]

some other movie items that live in my mind rent free:

1) lindsay lohan's red dress in 'confessions of a teenage drama queen'

[fran @galacticidiots]

It’s officially spring, meaning Persephone is back from the Underworld and at her mother’s house, so from now on every time the weather is unseasonably cold and dreary it just means Persephone snuck out to visit Hades in secret but Demeter saw it on the birdwatch porch cam

[bobby @bobby]

type of shit i've been on recently

[mrs tooty butt @babbbzz]

anybody could be a swiftie these days. i am a woman and I was wearing a sweater and someone asked if I was a swiftie and if my favorite album was folklore. insidious

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

when a mountain goats song makes a reference or callback to another mountain goats song, that’s the closest i get to understanding the swiftie mindset

[clare @sadderlizards]

at my core i need to make strange little noises

[mrs tooty butt @babbbzz]

@hlfhll

[kyle 👻🍟🌝 @thebabyeel]

five minutes with this machine could fix me

[mrs tooty butt @babbbzz]

@ZachsNotPunk *som

[mrs tooty butt @babbbzz]

@ZachsNotPunk my son

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

i have no explanation for this tiktok but i’m in awe of it. it feels like either a tim robinson sketch or A24 horror film.

[mrs tooty butt @babbbzz]

carrie Bradshaw is 35 and has 700 in her checking and 900 in her savings inspiring

[mrs tooty butt @babbbzz]

if margaritaville is heaven what would be hell

[mrs tooty butt @babbbzz]

I’ve been watching sex and the city for the first time and i need to know so so badly would it be possible to use ai to narrate an episode but with John Wilson’s voice ? and do i know anyone with that skill

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

You don’t understand how fucking obsessed with this frog I am

[Lucy Dearlove @dearlucy]

Saw this yesterday