Abbie Austin

Sophomore Theatre Performance Major- Professional Loser

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

Lit a candle, poured a glass of wine, and sat down with my love to tell stories and fond memories of sweet Abby. I'll keep you in my heart 💕

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

How can I be so cold but so sweaty at the same time?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kid Coming From P.E. Spends Entire Math Class Absolutely Drenched In Sweat https://t.co/aj5JXCMw94

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

@DonaldTrump catfished Prophet

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I edited Ceelo Green into the background of pics of Trump in his apartment and holy shit 😂😂😂

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mike Pence Disappointed God Has Never Asked Him To Kill One Of Own Children https://t.co/Z4Ge5uHuVI

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I DO NOT know James Franco. I have NO relationship with him, never worked with him, and the haters are going CRAZY.

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

@emmafisher160 @boomchase Y'ALL WATCH THROUGH THIS MASTERPIECE https://t.co/Ji5BBC7F3a

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Same Drugs

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Can You Help Your Dad Lose His Virginity At The Super Bowl? https://t.co/XX6ip5oAi8

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March https://t.co/0dZRJa0JBN

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

Sorry Chicago, women are cancelled

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

STEP YO PUSSY UP @katya_zamo @RuPaul @TATIANNANOW #WomensMarch

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

"I've just never seen em that big before"

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

"Look at this old selfie that I really liked but never posted" "your teeth look humongous.." -@emmafisher160

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Ride sharing app for piggyback rides

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

Y'all 2016 has been one big run on nightmare

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Send that text this morning, shoot your shot: Merry Christmas Lil Mama

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

@MiraLesbiHonest @CulDaddy @AguelLual BUMMER OMG

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

@juliahuliaaaa @JakeTypo @MattTieken There's no place like home for the holidays.No Rayban Better then the site!>>

[Abbie Austin @babbiedabbiedoo]

I wanna go investigate but I just put a face mask on and I'm scared I'll run into someone out there