CorpStonerBabe

Diet Coke addict | pot head | dog mama

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Them: why aren’t you wearing a mask?
Me: it’s frowned upon to wear a mask when carrying a gun
Them: 😬🙄😬🙄😬

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Ya know in tv shows how the family always works things out...lol 😂

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Reasons I’m single #48
No one in their right mind would stick around after walking in to see me sitting in the shower smoking a bowl and eating spaghettios 💁🏼‍♀️

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

And now I know why I was an emotional wreck all day

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

So if any of you celebrities wanna pay my student loans...my part time job isn’t paying us and I can’t get unemployment for it but that’s how I paid my student loans every month 🤦🏼‍♀️ #FuckingVirus

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Check on your depressed friends. We’re not ok

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

No hazard pay
No stimulus check

Fuck 🤦🏼‍♀️

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Me when I figured out I make too much to get a stimulus check

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

It feels so unnecessary to wash my clothes when I only wore them to the couch 💁🏼‍♀️

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

There’s always one that loves a little harder

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Long story short...I caught feelings and he hasn’t texted me all day 🤘🏼and now I’m about to start doing self destructive things 💁🏼‍♀️

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Oh yeah...years of emotional abuse 💁🏼‍♀️

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Why am I like this 😩

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

And it was in that moment...on a Tuesday morning at 5 am...I realized I loved him

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Jk he ended up coming over and bringing dinner so 💁🏼‍♀️

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Sent him a nude. Asked him to come over...left on read 😬 #MustBeUgly

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

Don’t get me wrong...I am very grateful for the people who continue to do their job. But let’s remember that it is a JOB. You picked it because you wanted the salary or perks or schedule.
I should not have to applaud you for doing your job. If you don’t want to do it then quit.

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

I’m trying really hard to be thankful that I still have a job but fuck my boss is on my last nerve today and I’m currently applying to other jobs

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

I want more attention from him 🙄😬

[CorpStonerBabe @babe_corp]

I could love him