Josephine Wu

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

@apglo Can I just say... I love your Hammer pants! "Can't touch this!"

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

Just got my ShamWow! in the mail. Tested it and turns out they're more sham than wow. Boo!

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

@janelo_ I'm jealous. Jealous, jealous, jealous. Tsumori Chisato, I love you!!!

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

Oh Serena, what were you thinking?! Good game, Kim.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

When my 2yr old farts, she announces, "Naomi fart! Excuse me!" and covers her mouth w/ a big grin. I can't think of anything more adorable.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

Not a HP fan, but these videos are hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/luhe34 They're almost as good as the Johnny Depp interview, but not quite.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

My mom just told me that she really wants to see "The Hangover". What the?!

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

Never thought I'd say this, but having bigger boobs and cleavage isn't as fun as I imagined.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

@janelo_ marni balloon, proenza schouler has a cute suede satchel, otherwise you can never go wrong with chanel or ysl :)

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

I've been told Sarah Silverman is my celebrity doppelganger. (Er, really?) James Franco is my husband's. (Ha, I wish!) Who's yours?

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

@janelo_ @crotchpuncher Think of the worst songs you liked in the past and multiply that by an awesomely bad 10. That's how bad it is.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

Just found my iPod from 5 yrs ago and I can honestly say that I'm embarassed about 95% of the songs on it. No, "ashamed" is more like it.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

@crotchpuncher Sure, as long as swine flu is under control. How ironic--me, a pig, afraid of the swine flu.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

During our morning walk, we passed by a bum with a big beard sitting on a bench and my two-yr old immediately yelled, "Santa!"

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

Just ordered my Mother's Day gift (for myself) today (thanks hubby!). Can't wait! http://tiny.cc/kgwFV

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

@jane_lo If Last nite while you rocked the party, I rocked my baby (to sleep). I should be called boringthepig.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

If Natalie Portman and Ryan Reynolds were married, my hubby and I would try swinging. Kidding. Or maybe I'm not. No really, I am. Kind of.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

watching a baby play with her own feet = adorable. watching a grown-up touch his/her own feet = revolting.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

It's official--I'm a 13 yr old stuck in a 30 yr old body. Or maybe a 30 yr old stuck in a 13 yr old body. Sadly, both work.

[Josephine Wu @babethepig]

Should I be embarassed that I'm obsessed with the Twilight series?