BABETH

Launched on Solana. Paired with ETH. Rewards in ETH.

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[BABETH @babethsol]

BABETH is what happens when Ethereum charges a baby gas
and the baby takes it personally.

ethereum made him.
solana launched him.
neither one gets weekends.

he stole the ETH diamond off the wall,
melted it into a chain,
put on a purple hoodie two sizes too rich,
and took the job on Solana.

he did not migrate.
he did not “bridge.”
he packed a bag the size of a grape and left.

that necklace is not drip.
it is a hostage.

Bald on purpose.
Eyebrows that hold meetings without him.
Sunglasses that cost more than your conviction.
A smirk that already knows your hold time.

two years old in the face
and already disappointed in you.

he does not crawl.
crawling is for tokens with team wallets.

he stands in doorways.
he waits on trains.
if you say aww, you missed it.
that is not nap time.
that is the quiet.
the storm is the 3%.

THE LAW OF THREE
3% to walk in.
3% to walk out.
0% for the house.

all of it back to holders.
in ETH.

most tokens tax you and buy lunch.
babeth taxes you and tips the table.

paper hands think 3% is a punishment.
it is a service fee for leaving early.
you fund the people who sat still.

THE HOUSE

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sit still.
get paid.
do not babysit the babysitter.

[BABETH @babethsol]

have fun staying poor.
he’s busy staying paid in ETH.

[BABETH @babethsol]

gm.
coffee first.
ETH second.
you third.

[BABETH @babethsol]

asked him his favorite pair.
he pointed at the chain.

[BABETH @babethsol]

stay long enough
and the house starts talking.

[BABETH @babethsol]

came back to the old neighborhood.

they built a monument.
i built a payroll.

i don’t live here anymore.
i just collect.

[BABETH @babethsol]

this is the official BABETH telegram.

https://t.co/xhv9UotlE0

x: @babethsol

this is the house.
not a side chat.

we will never dm first.
we will never ask you to send coins.

read the pinned.

[BABETH @babethsol]

train’s leaving. i’m going home.

[BABETH @babethsol]

When it breaks, they won’t see it coming

[BABETH @babethsol]

you are early, but not ready

[BABETH @babethsol]

BABETH is live.
3/3 tax. All back to holders in ETH rewards.

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