Darcy Exton

Unapologetic web fanatic . Unapologetic alcohol advocate , - professional.Thinker

[Angolwisye Hambelton @gylecycomud]

Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

[Roosje Gilliat @ziwaditovodu]

It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless!

[Darcy Exton @baboxyzomike]

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep? Trunkquilizers!

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The tongue of a bad friend cuts more than a knife. - Spanish Proverb

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For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now?. -Jimmy Dean

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In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

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What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.

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The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.

[Atreyi Learoid @pumojamysyky]

Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers.

[Mundgerda Chasen @byqobilusad]

It is easier to guard against a bushel of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

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What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

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When pigs get a toothache, who do they see? ' Painless Porker.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

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For him who does not believe in signs, there is no way to live in the world. - Russian Proverb

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Steven Wright~ Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

[Narkissos Glyne @kuturebidem]

Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner! (Max Lucado)

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Nine nice night nymphs.

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National Sheepshire Sheep Association

[Lilike Dodimead @buroroxeqaso]

George Levinger~ What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

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Alfred North Whitehead~ Almost all really new ideas have a certain aspect of foolishness when they are first produced.