Medical Semi-Professional

You got the wrong idea, but the right person for it.

[Medical Semi-Professional @babrilchacho]

Emma is about to start her period so I got her the chocolate cake she loves and this fucking monster just

[K @I_am_da_BOM]

If you look up Sam Neill’s Wikipedia page you’ll notice there’s no section for scandals or controversies. He was as professional and unproblematic as they come. The blueprint that every actor should follow.

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

:(

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

Sam Neill with a great ‘fart story, and Jeff Goldblum with a great ‘fart story’ put-down.

RIP SAM (1947-2026)

[John-Barry @JohnBWaldron]

RIP Sam Neill. What a fella and what a quote

#samneill #RIP

[Robbo @MCMLXXIII_AU]

Do you notice people are mourning Sam Neill while making jokes about Lindsay Graham?

Thats probably because Sam wasn’t a bigoted cunt.

[Medical Semi-Professional @babrilchacho]

@joshiexjosh

[Medical Semi-Professional @babrilchacho]

Learning that “coitus interruptus” is an actual option I can select when asking someone what form of birth control the use is incredible

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

The degree to which some Americans take pride in never, ever doing something for someone else’s benefit, astonishes me every day.

[DOZA🧐 @lil_doza]

Conor McGregor got a beating, the rapist lost by TKO on the 1st round.

Have a wonderful Sunday.

[J🧟‍♂️🖤 @zombiemanjay]

Nah seeing a rapist cripple and embarrass himself with millions watching and all of those who helped rehabilitate his image have to eat crow and feel disappointed is a very great outcome.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

AND FOR THE LADY, PERHAPS A FREE PALESTINE?

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Medical Semi-Professional @babrilchacho]

She said we can go to the warhammer store tomorrow

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[froggie.lvr🖤 @SimpMalia]

This is why y'all didn't get the man vs bear debate. Bears will maul you to death at the most. Men will force you to be a slave to their desires and rape you till you wished you could die and then they act like victims when you want freedom. Men don't think of rape as torture.

[Jazz and Spark 「Close Collective」 @JazzyTheSmooth1]

The idea of the World Cup just becoming a battle to decide which country gets custody of Hatsune Miku is actually hilarious