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[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Freddie Freeman trips on his veneers and can’t field the safety squeeze bunt

[Mets Sopranos @MetsSopranos]

Average 2026 New York Mets viewing experience:

[narksuckerburg @babs20501]

@SNYtv

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Lou Bob for a late-inning defensive replacement

[Clydell “Chode” Rhodes @clydellrhodes]

Went to bed with an itchy butt, woke up with a smelly finger

[Jim Drunkenmeyer @jimdrunknmiller]

Just farted so hard I had to throw away my underwear at 730 am

[rams @jrwamsey]

Eric Chavez seeing Alvy pulled a ball into the second deck

[🎰 @SRTerrio_]

Buxton and Bregman legit went to the WBC jus to dig in they ass for a couple weeks

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

0 runs 1 hit in 3 innings off 2026 “Eduardo Rodriguez”

[Hatena360 @Hatena360]

I agree, but explaining this to AI bros will do nothing. They don’t see the value in art, they see the value in product and output. They will never understand art and it shows whenever one shows up in the replies with “it’s just the future bro”. Yeah they said that with NFTs too.

[DX @DXFromYT]

I've come to the conclusion that the people who unironically like and advocate for this stuff are simply mentally ill. There has to be some genuine detachment from humanity.

[Mischief @MischiefsYT]

Obviously unrelated to the post below but we should bring back public executions

[FPSthetics @FPSthetics]

@NVIDIAGeForce This genuinely looks absolutely horrible and you should be ashamed of yourselves for even thinking of putting this out into the world.

[Game Hunter @imgamehunter]

Jeff Kaplan's advice to people who complain about video games they've never played

"Shut the f*ck up"

[🪤 @Boglover69]

Surely nothing will go wrong....

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

Ken Rosenthal's job is so pointless and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Like yeah wow thank God you asked Logan Webb if he was excited to pitch and if he's happy to be on the team, don't know what I would have done without that

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

“Do you regret taking money from programs that may have led to people dying?”

“No. It was more important to reduce the deficit from $2 trillion to almost nothing.”

“And did you reduce the deficit at all?”

“No.”