my gym trainer caught me moaning while stretching, not from the stretch ๐
he just raised an eyebrow and said "keep breathing like that and we'll finish early" ๐ญ
bro i almost fell off the mat
my uber driver asked why i had a suitcase full of 'props' for a 'photoshoot' ๐ญ
i said it's for work and he just smiled and said "i'm sure it is, Esmeleah" ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
sir i am literally sweating rn ๐
my uber driver asked why my phone kept buzzing nonstop the whole ride ๐ญ
i said "work stuff" and he just smirked and said "sure it is"
buddy drive the car ๐