Teen Corn

i am jack’s step dad
geriatric kernel

[Teen Corn @babyjeffcorn]

in the days before mobile, I’d call you on my landline and tell you that you’re my lifeline.

[Teen Corn @babyjeffcorn]

rip lola you would have loved geekbars

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Why is everyone a man everywhere

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Jerry garCIA - I wish you didn’t delete your Twitter. “man, I relate to my father now as an adult having to walk someone else’s dogs 4 times a day.” “I’d leave them behind if I were responsible for them living full time.” “Just like my sister abandoned all of her children.”

[Teen Corn @babyjeffcorn]

When they call you a bitch and a cunt… they’re a “little miss ma’am”

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@jerrygarcia give u a drake fan for u back tho fr fr pls bare minimum

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And with my last dying breath… I’d never apologize for loving Drake. -my blood sibilant

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Fucking hate drake just like I’d drown

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[Teen Corn @babyjeffcorn]

🔫 @0h_benito

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Yesterday Elon joined my call for a global revolution over the Epstein files.

I responded to that with, “You’ll be included in my upcoming report to the Human Rights Council on Epstein files and complicity in Gaza genocide through Starlink and X.”

Elon flagged my account so that all my posts are sent directly to /dev/null.

Can you please do whatever you want to let him see this tweet as I am in X jail. Or better yet, make this tweet one of the most liked tweets ever. Send him the message that he can't manipulate us anymore.

[Teen Corn @babyjeffcorn]

Jerry Gar-CIA deleted his Twitter but I’ll probably just tweet to him now. Anyways, Jerry - I found $20 on the ground today 😂 I feel like you sent it to me.

[Teen Corn @babyjeffcorn]

I might miss Jerry Gar-CIA’s Twitter cuz I just wanna dress ken dolls as klans members and hang ‘em’

[Teen Corn @babyjeffcorn]

vision bored

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Not this random girl in a hoodie that says “security” rn

Thanks Jerry GarCIA for sending her to me while I wait to get home.

[Teen Corn @babyjeffcorn]

@IGGYAZALEA so whose diary did you find at the thrift store? idk if any of your lyrics are your own lived experience. lol.

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Vandalize past compromise

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@doriangrey715 @SouthPark You’ve never watched South Park.

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@PuppiesIover Breakfast

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I miss my iPod

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@andymilonakis Bring back carrier pigeons