Rishabh Mahajan

Going to insert pretentious crap about myself here.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Women will have crush on you and won’t say a word until you get a girlfriend or die.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Girls who aren’t talking to their boyfriends, what are you doing right now?

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

@navneetkaurrr How tall? Very tall? Mildly tall? Just tall or 6 ft tall?

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

@RishabhRaheja6 Full self obsessed! Mai itni awesome hun mai kya krun 😂😂

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Apne aap toh zyada hi impress lagdi aa 😁

[Kangana Ranaut @KanganaTeam]

What you saying ! I am the hottest target in the country right now, target me and you will become media’s favourite, movie mafia will offer you roles, give you movies, filmfare award, shiv Sena tickets every thing. If I were a don you know 72 mulkon ki police mere peeche hoti 👑

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Everything was going fine until she said “ next year canada jaa rhi hun “

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Before OYO where did people use to go?

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Snapchat be like, a year ago today wo teri bandi thi.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

My initial trust issues start from

- Yeh DP mein tum ho?

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Bachpan mei chapplein khata tha aur ab taane.. as I grew up.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Things we need to leave on time.
The JOB, The PARTY, The ROTTEN RELATIONSHIP.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

An Indian will not pay taxes, but will scream for GDP downfall.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

2 baadaam zada kha liye..wo pagli yaad aagyi.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Mai jiski wajeh se daru peene lga tha,

Wo ab kisi aur ki wajeh se aachaar khane lagi hai.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

D for duck se F for fuck ka safar pta hi ni chla.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Girls-

Born
All men are dog
Death

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Uske dil mei kon tha? Mai tha? Wo tha? Ya fir wo wala tha? Kon tha? Mai tha wo tha kon tha?

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

@sshanjali Whatt 😂😂😂😂😂

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Zindagi Tara Rum Pum se Final destination kab ban gyi pta hi nahi chla.

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

@sshanjali You got that right 😂

[Rishabh Mahajan @babyrishh]

Never date a girl who can’t respect your wife.