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idiot thoughts

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i love my life because my mother gave it to me

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me n roommate went to go hangout with friends and one friend sniffed us and said we finally share the same scent HELL YEAH

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crash bandicoot is my hear me out

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the thought of eating inside of a fast food place alone terrifies me

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men are only loyal to their hair dresser i swear to god

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george foreman grills give off dominant sexual energy

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men b like “i’m all about open and honest communication” till the open and honest communication is about their BEHAVIOR!!!!

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stop the man in loafer epidemic please i’m
begging

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if i was a stripper i would dance to fame by david bowie

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thinking about all of the landfill labubus

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there’s a special place in hell for the people that try to talk to you while you’re reading a book

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i love cutting hair i love making people sexy

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just re upped on my kimchi supply got a half gallon of it this time i’m feeling fucking incredible

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anytime i finish someone’s haircut i say thanks for the head <3

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does anyone else get anxiety before they have to poop

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never killing myself because my mom can’t afford to rent out an arena for my funeral

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the only thing that would heal my migraine right now is a boo boo bunny

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we need a scurvy awareness month

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specifically the kind that is a proximity crush and never makes it outside of the work place

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i miss working in the service industry solely for having a work crush….. that shit is thrilling