🚨Dear Enzo Maresca, now that you’ve come to Manchester City, these are the 7 rules you need to know:
1. Haaland is unbenchable, unsellable, and unexperimentable.
2. Winning 20 games in a row and being in the title race is a must.
3. Under no circumstances should we finish outside a Champions League spot.
4. Finishing trophyless is a sackable offence we genuinely don’t care.
5. Bring Enzo Fernández with you.
6. We do not lose Manchester derbies. We own that red club.
7. Player experiments are fine, but if they don’t work, don’t force them.
Follow these rules, trust the process, and you’ll have the entire fanbase behind you.
In 10,000 years, your country won’t exist. The borders will be dissolved, and your language will be extinct or unrecognizable.
Your digital footprint will be gone, and data will rot faster than stone. Most of what defined us today, money, politics, status and online lives, will vanish without context.
What survives will be fragments: misread, mythologized, guessed at, and wrong.
The uncomfortable truth is this: human certainty is an illusion built on missing data. We don’t know where we truly came from. We don’t know how many civilizations rose, advanced, and quietly reset before us.
As history shows us, it isn’t a straight line of progress, it’s a series of collapses, with survivors writing the story. And we don’t know if we’re evolving… or just approaching another reset.