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you know you need me

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@plasticjupiter the one on the left is me trying to get your attention

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@urgfmisa 🧎

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@cultdiscobaby big fan of braised leeks recently

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going camping this weekend!

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@brattydeath3 and heart

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@brattydeath3 I thought you were a figment of my imagination

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reposting this one since vertical videos are now a thing apparently

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Here is a visual example
(excuse the cum I got carried away)

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I thought league of legends is the ultimate test for mental fortitude but riichi mahjong is a whole different level

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and so they were both avoidant

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averting my eyes every time I walk past a lingerie shop as not to make the half naked mannequins uncomfortable

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my last tweet is gonna get me shadowbanned again but it needed to be said

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miss exposing my massive throbbing cock to my beautiful pervert followers and getting off to the interactions

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@urgfmisax good caption

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If only I knew what to do with all the vacation days I have left over this year

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To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand my tweets. The humour is extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of dialectical materialism most fo the jokes will go over a typical readers head.

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the genius who descended into summoners rift

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can't make an omelet without harming a few chickens

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rewatching akagi because I know the rules of mahjong now

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Man goes to doctor. Say's he's horny. Says life feels lonely and unfulfilling. Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great fucker bacaligula is in town tonight. Go and see him, he'll give you a good fucking.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am great fucker bacaligula.'