my literal dream. 95% of the show is getting the point of winning the notstanley cup and then the last 5% is “oh wow they’re kissing on the ice neat. who’s winning the notconn notsmythe”
the edmonton oilers if they were WOKE:
evan boucHE/HIM
mattias ekHOMOSEXUAL
connor mcdavid
leon draisaitl
spencer SHE/HER
zach hyWOMAN
ryan nugent-hopkins