The Bachelor Bros

Bros commenting on The Bachelor/Bachelorette in a way only bros can.

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[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

Guys please vote for the saucer. PLEASE.

[The Rundown @therundowntvo]

What is Ontario’s greatest roadside attraction? Check out our playoff bracket and vote for your favourites all week.
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➡️ Colborne's Big Apple
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VS.

➡️ Moonbeam's Flying Saucer
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Pick your favourite ❤️ ⬇️

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

FUCK YOU @Sportsnet AND THE GUY THAT PLAYS THE LIFE COACH. GOOD FUCKING GOD YOU ARE THE WORST SPORTS NETWORK EVER FFFFFUCK.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

@RealCandaceO The only reason you’re hating on the song is because your pussy is as dry as the Sahara in July.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

Clearly, Rachel is just trying to show Matt how 'Down To Earth' she really is #TheBachelor

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

@niagarahealth I get where he was going with it, but it looks like an ejaculating penis.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

For the “beloved” official photographer of #TheBachelor, these are some SHIT quality photos.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

@35Ayres @scottcwheeler If that isn't putting lipstick on a pig, I don't know what is. Leafs are shit.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

@Adriviix @CyberpunkGame Lol you’re a fetus bro. What do you know about gaming?

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

Thoughts and prayers for the guys’ bathroom after Ivan finishes that sundae. #TheBachelorette

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

@AaronReeves3 @donnovanbennett Fuck off bitch tits. Alex Trebek would have hated you.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

If only Nevada could count votes as fast as Dale proposed to Clare. #TheBachelorette

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

OHHH MY GOD OHHH MY GOSH OHHHH MY GOD OHH MY SHUT THE FUCK UP #TheBachelorette

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

On behalf of anyone who has ever attended, watched, or laughed at a roast: fuck you to every single one of the guys on #TheBachelorette. Holy SHIT that was terrible.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

This is not related to #TheBachelorette but holy fucking shit that FLY on Pence’s head. #Debates2020

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

@iantupper @BrowntoBure That’s actually super rude. I’ve got a sinus condition and can *only* breathe from my mouth. Also, “cringiest” Twitter feeds? You don’t get online much it seems.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

@BrowntoBure @iantupper Lollllll well when you’re girlfriend is imaginary you can make her say whatever you want.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

@iantupper @BrowntoBure We’ll be sliding into your girlfriends DM’s while she watches The Bachelor, and while you become the next star of Chris Hansen’s “To Catch a Predator”.

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

@BrowntoBure @iantupper We can only hope you’re dying!

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

Moral of the story: never shak up with a virgin because you'll get fucked in every other way #TheBachelor

[E! News @enews]

Every rose has its thorn: #TheBachelor's Colton Underwood and Cassie Randolph have split. 💔 https://t.co/JTZUU9VUXV